Haiku
For some odd reason I decided to write haikus. Here's some
WIth enlarged nostrilsThrough a tall thin pane of glass
The troll waits for you
I'm a troll
These haikus are about my birthday party last year.
Steph made me a cake and It just kinda didnt leave my desk.
Call Centery Party
All throwing down to watch me
Deep throat a pizza
Sitting in a pan
Since my brithday long since past
Lies a hairy cake
Come pick up your pan
The cake within has grown fur
Pity dishwasher
Hairy cake
Ok, these are just assorted random haikus.
Make what you will of them.
I write while I drive
My thoughts come to me that quick
Oops, I ran a light
Fragile twig bending
Allowing the wind to bend
Trying ever to break
Socks on hardwood floors
A white boy with no rhythm
Doing the robot
About a shirtless Christian Bale:
Dude, I'd rock his world
His chest is nice and oily
Come sit on my lap
Written from evil
The source, anticontentment
A weiner haiku
Everyday sitting
The eternal furrowed brow
Trying to maintain
Expance of days spent
I'm busy contradiction
Bored yet overworked
My haikus are lame
They're defined as I write
That's unpossible
Crumbling peices
My heart scattered all around
Existance a joke
You have bogarted
My nifty arial font
It is blue also
recipe.
Heartbreak always near
Not alone for a minute
Solitude repelled
Big bad cookie theif
Neverending laziness
Hope your ass turns dough
Heavy brown boxes
Off the ground I lift them up
Owie, dude my wrist