New Boobs
| I decided that since Im not skinny, that I should get fake boobs.Here's a picture of me before and after (with balloons in my shirt.) And to commemorate the desicion, I wrote some haikus about it. |
Blah Whoa, I look like a capital P!!
Paper of green saved
Tragically saggy removed
To add some new boobs
Chest once immense made
South with the birth of anew
I need a new rack
Where have my tits gone
They went south for the winter
Lets go buy some more
Above my heart looms
An empty mockin pallate
Yearning saline orbs
