Just because I know how much you enjoy scrolling even further down to discover if
I've added anything to this paltry mish-mash of gaming gibberish. I added this totalizer.
If you can't work it out for yourself, here are the facts. I'm planning a trip to the 'motherland' (Japan) around April(ish) with my 'acqauintance' Kuma. And as all totalizers
go, it has to be displayed by a Blue peter presenter, and so, I chose the lovely Katie Hill
as my maid of honour. There she is, at the top. I don't know why the parrot's there, but it
makes her look like some Bikini clad pirate lady, and there ain't a man alive who can resist that right mateys? Arrrrr...... Anyway, time for some words from the lady herself!
I'm aghast! Totally aghast!
Just look at my face! If that wasn't a picture of aghast-ness
I don't know what is! I haven't been so aghast since those
ghost pirates forced me into moddelling for their
'Bikini clad pirate babes with parrots' calendar!
I'm mostly aghast because Marler has saved exactly
zero pounds and zero pence for his trip!
How will he survive in a foreign country without money? Worse still, how will he have the opportunity to survive in a foreign country if he can't afford the flight? By the way, I am TOTALLY AGHAST!"
in time, and I have my ways, fear not. By the way, I hope you are seeking some
councelling for that Ghost pirate abduction problem you have going on there.
Until next time, try not to be 'Avast Mateys'!....Er...I mean Aghast!
The LIG! - Because it's time to get my stuff straight from the source!!!
