.......##          Hey Mr. T! Do you wanna go       ______
...../^##^\        the park and feed the deer?     /      \
..../ \  / \                                \   ___| MAD  |
...@  o  o  @    No way crazy foo! You know  \  \_________|
...#   ^^   #   /I aint goin to no d4mn park! \_   | @ @ #P
...########## _/ Much less wit a man werrin a      | <    |
...#/======\# __ dress! AND I AINT GOIN ON NO  _   | \__/ |
.__##########__ \        PLANE!!!             /    \______/
/  \  ####  /  \|                            /     ___||___
| | \__$$__/ | ||  I never said anything about a   /   \/   \
| |    $$    | ||   pla..                          ||  |   ||
                \_ SHUT UP CRAZY FOO!!!!!

.......##   /                                       ______
...../^##^\  /   ALWAYS THE SAME!!!!! I AIN'T GOING/      \
..../ \  / \    /ON NO PLANE I SAY. THEN THEY   ___| MAD  |
...@  @  @  @ _/ SAY "HAVE A BURGER MR T" OR    \____/_\__|
...#   ^^   #    WORSE STICK A GODD4MN NEEDLE      | @ @ #P
...##########    IN MA NECK!!!! I GOTTA KEEP       | <    |
...#/======\#    SEEING THE DOCTAH FO MA R0HYPN0L  | __   |
.__##########__  ADDICTION!!!! I AINT GOIN ON NO   \______/
/  \  ####  /  \ PLANE! I AINT GOIN ON NO PLANE!   ___||___
| | \__$$__/ | | I AINT GOIN ON NO PLANE!!!!!     /   \/   \
| |    $$    | |                                  ||  |   ||

.......##                                           ______
...../^##^\ Well, what would you like to do then?  /      \
..../ \  / \                                 \  ___| MAD  |
...@  o  o  @   Pottery.          POTTERY?    \ \____/_\__|
...#   ^^   # _/  POTTERY SUCKAH!!       \_____\   | @ @ #P
...########## ___/                              \_ | <    |
...#/======\# __   No chance. Not after that time_ | __   |
.__##########__ \  At Mrs Garibaldis pottery class \______/
/  \  ####  /  \ \                                 ___||___
| | \__$$__/ | |  MAKE EM BY HAND!                /   \/   \
| |    $$    | |  BREAK EM BY HAND!               ||  |   ||

.......##                                           ______
...../^##^\       What are you going to make?      /      \
..../ ^  ^ \                                \   ___| MAD  |
...@  o  o  @   A vase.                      \  \_________|
...#   ^^   # _/ A cigar vase.                \    | @ @ #P
...########## __/ For Hanbul!                  \__ | <    |
...#/======\# ___/    Is there even such a thing?_ | __   |
.__##########__  \   Or are you making it up like  \______/
/  \  ####  /  \ |   when you made that            ___||___
| | \__$$__/ | | |   'Oyster spitoon' last week?  /   \/   \
| |    $$    | |  \OYSTERS ARE MUH FRIENDS!       ||  |   ||

.......##                 THATS IT!!! I'M OFF!!!!
...../^##^\                                      \         /
..../ ^  ^ \                                      \________|
...@  o  o  @                                              |
...#   ^^   #   I PITY THE FOO WHO DISRESPECTS OYSTERS     P
...##########  /AND HAS NO APPRECIATION OF FINE POTTERY!!! |
...#/======\# /\AND I STILL AINT GOING ON NO PLANE!!!!    /|
.__##########__ \                                        / \
/  \  ####  /  \ \                                      /
| | \__$$__/ | |  \                            CRAZY FOOL! _
| |    $$    | |   WHERES DUH CLAY?                       /

More wacky hijinx with the soldiers of fortune next week.
If I can be bothered.
Wot I dun RecEntly!
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