SPECIAL REPORT : Margate DDRFreak Meet
By
Kuma*
*Not by Kuma at all...
...In fact I did it - Marler
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This here is the DDR line dance! All together now! # 5,6,7,8 .. My boot-scootin baby......
After a meal of chips (The chav staple diet!) We returned to the arcade, now it was time for hardcore dancing! After a few warmups and some comedy play  (Bobafett75s hexagonal roxen-roxen move was a masterpiece!) it was down to business!
The competition began! Here is the track-list....

1. Lumpy Marmoset - KK and the Kicker squad
2. What's that smell? (Hardcore tramp mix) - Minaki Aoki Kabuki
3. Which classical song am I knocking off now? - Captain Jack
4. Pump the phalanx! - The R0XX0R5!
5. My underwear stings (Jive bunny deep house mix) - Jc and the pooper scoopers
6. In the eye (B4U and after you also mix) - Mcdaddy
7. MAXIPAD 3 to the 4-9 - NeeNaNooNe

As we all know there are some classic tracks here! Although Redhotshoeshowfan83 started crying, complaining he had been practicing Rancid herbivore-disco mix all week, up until the point where his mum would not give him any afters after dinner! Poor guy, he's only 27.
After a strong performance by DDRmaster28, I knew I had lost, but I stayed to watch some of the awesome dancing skills, we all thought DDrmaster28 had it tied up, until
minflatley42 stepped up. Wow! His skills were awesome! He even had time to Bum-bum the bar,kickslide the grontle, then flapfondle into a donkeygrope! Then he got the power up, it was all over! miniflatley42 won the game! His prize was a brand new copy of Dance Dance Revolution Party-on-the-desk edition! We were all so jealous!
     We all returned, tired but happy, looking forward to the next meet. Which will have (The arcade owner assures us!) Dance Dance Revolution Fishman goes wild 10th mix on the go! I can hardly wait!!!!
YoYoYo! AlL yOu PlAyAz BeTa ReCoNiZ! HeRe I bE iN mA hOoD yO?
I gOtS mA rIdE i GoTs Ma LaDeEz, AlL wE bE nEeDiN nOw Is 50p AnD i Be
ChIlLiN lIkE a ViLiN yO? DoN't Be A pLaYa Hata! JuSt CoS i Be HaViN dA
bLiNg-BlInG!! GrRlZ aN dOlLaR bE cOmInG eAsY tO a PlAyAh LiKe Me!!!!!!
WeRd To Ma DdR cReW!!! B4u 4 EvA!!! WeRd!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
Thanks for taking time out to read this, I hope you enjoyed it. I'd like to thank everyone I met there,
apart from that guy who breathed realy deeply, like 'Hrrr-rrrm Hrrrr-rrrm' and smelt of buns,
he was a bit odd. I hope to improve my skills greatly for next time, and then I will dance you into a
hole, a hole made of my mad wikid dancin' skillz!!!! BeTa ReCoNiz!!!!!! WeRrRrRd!!!!!1!1!1!*

*Please remember that this is entirely a work of fiction, and all people therein are not based on
anyone factual or fictional, if however you feel it does apply to you, well then, looks like I hit a nerve eh? Sucks to be you! By the way Kuma is real, but I know him, so I'm allowed okay?
Heres hoping he doesn't find those pictures of me looking at adult pokemon sites!
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