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| Pink the artist - or Hector Danielsan the kidnapper, the truth behind pop-rock | |||||||||||||
| Pink is a much loved artist making great pop classics like "Pill" or "That other one you cant quite remember". But Pink has a secret a secret so horrible that childrens blood has been spilt she is a compulsive kidnapper under the alias "Hector 'cheeserider' Danielsan". the authoritys know all about it but because G.W.Bush is such an avid fan of Pink she is allowed to roam the streets free to tamper with kiddys as she sees fit. | |||||||||||||
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| Memorise this face as it is the mask pink puts on to become her alter ego Hector Danielsan. | |||||||||||||
| Whats disturbing is the means of which she hunts her prey. | |||||||||||||
| Take the second chorus of the radio play version more specifically the lines 'Oh your just like a pill, instead of making me better, your making me ill" Burn it on to a 45rpm record but play it backwards at 30rpm with the bass down low any child in 30yards will immediatly be hypnotized into taking their pants off. Most disstressing |
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| EVEN MORE DISTRESSING SINCE HEARING THIS SONG TOM, CHRIS AND DAVE HAVE BECOME SERIAL PEDOPIILLES | |||||||||||||