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Quote of the Day
(Last Updated on May 30th, 2006)

Joke of the Day
(Last Updated on May 30th, 2006)

�Dad's are born without the sympathy gene. You can break your leg, hobble into your house, and all your dad will do is look over the paper and grumble, �Shake it off!�� (Robert G. Lee)

One fine day, Jim and Bill are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is, in fact, a 7-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Jim excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Bill, come here; I've got some trouble down here."

Bill comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "What's the matter Jim? Everything OK?"

Jim shouts back in a nervous voice: "Throw me my 8-iron! Apparently, you can't get out of here with a 7."

Return to home.

�We could all take a lesson from crayons; some are bright, some are beautiful, some are dull, some are short, some are tall, and some have weird names . . . but they all have to learn to live in the same box.� (Anonymous)

�According to a recent survey, men say the first thing that they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.� (Anonymous)