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Find out who I'm name for St. Dionysia
or if you prefer Dionysus, who was probably more fun to have at parties.

Thanks for visiting my page.Now that you're here, let's see what we got!

• BIO, wanna know something about me? Here it is! ALSO, family pic pages!!
• The Houston Tourist Page has lots of pics of our adventures around the houston area
• CROCODILE HUNTER, me and my daughters fave show!
• LOVINGTON, NM, hometown, can't leave them out!
• EBAY, From time to time we have auctions going, see what we're selling +plus links to my favorite item searches.
• ROSARY STORIES, supporting my belief that catholicism is the x-files of christianity, here are a few amazing stories from people who have experienced a miracle, due in some part to a devotion to the rosary.
• ART, This is a few of my own drawings, and paintings, look and email me with your critique.
• LINKS Links to Tattoos, Sex, Guns, Gambling, and Sarcasm, plus all the other things that make America great. . . . . .and weather maps, there's weather maps there too.
• The COVETED SNAKE of APPROVAL , Some people give out seals, I give out snakes. . . .add some fur and flippers and your won't know the difference. This is an award I give to people's webpages. Click here to find out how to get it, and the long boring story behind it.

EMAIL ME HERE

EMAIL MARK HERE

� Since, June 15th, 2000 tiny baby large-eyed Midlothian fuzzy tailed ferrets "midlothianus damifino hoppius" (the especially cute rope-skipper variety, not to be confused with the common somersaut variety) have died because you refuse to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast, just thought you'd like to know.

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I am working towards my associate's degree in Commercial Art at San Jacinto College and my bachelor's in Applied Design with a minor in Art History at The University of Houston. I hope to one day work as an illustrator or possibly in graphic design. Currently, I am working my butt off in school, and don't have much time to devote to creative endeavors. I have decided to take winter break off to paint, and hopefully then I will have some new work to put on the art page. I am proud to have made the Dean's list this summer semester, and hope to keep my average up through the fall. I really have a avid interest in art and art history, if would like to discuss anything having to do with art or need any information, I will be happy to write back and forth.

My family came to America before it was America, check it out!
My Impressive Genealogy:

• Edward Teague (b. 1655, Bristol England - d. 1697, Maryland)
• William Teague (b. 1693, Maryland - d. 1762, North Carolina)
• Edward Teague (b. 1716, Maryland - d. 1807, North Carolina)
• Vandever Swearingen Teague (b. 1744, Virginia - d. 1810, Kentucky) Served as a Corporal in the North Carolina Regiment during the American Revolution.
• John Teague (b. 1785, North Carolina - d. 1835, Arkansas)
• John Joiner Teague (b. 1822, Arkansas - d. 1895, Texas) Served in Company C at Camp Cache under Capt. W.P. Anderson, for the Confederate States of America during the Civil War.
• Redden Stokes Teague (b. 1849, Arkansas - d. 1928, New Mexico)
• Bob Robards Teague (b. 1888, Texas - d. 1972, New Mexico)
• Robert Clinton Teague (b. 1925 - d. 1992)
• Billy Jack Teague (b. 1952 - d. 1994)
• ME!!

Check out the Teague Family Resource Centre if you're a Teague, and feel free to email me if any of these people sound familiar.

My daughter was born on April 3, 1996. She is a happy, bright 4-yr-old who attends Montessori school. Her best friend is her guinea pig, Jenny, who occasionally becomes her hapless victim. Pooka was just promoted to pre-K, and we're all very proud of her. She wants eveyone to know that "when the mail comes and Mommy gets the mail, I will read it to you, and we will sit here, and we when we sit down we will write with blue markers. I will draw faces and you make the abc's, Mom". Soooo . .I guess if you want to correspond with her, you can either send it snail mail and she will send you something back, bathed in blue marker ink I'm sure. Or you can email it to me and I will read it to her. No promises on a reply, she doesn't type well yet, and unless pooh-bear tells her where to put the mouse, she's lost.

My boyfriend, Mark is a chemist and he works at Haltermann Custom Processing. He graduated from MSU in May of 99. I met Mark while I was working at a KB toys in Wichita Falls, Texas. His turn-ons include star wars, toys, guns, coins, books, or german junk, his turn-offs are working on %&*@! cars, and waiting in line (or for anything, for any amount of time .. at all). His favorite show is anything on the history channel, his favorite band is pink floyd, he's a real trip, feel free to email him.

One of our favorite things to do, is to set up at toy shows and sell toys. We usually make it to the Austin Sci-fi expo and the Plano Sci-Fi Expo. Mark really loves vintage Star Wars toys, and what we don't decide to keep for his collection, we sell at the shows.

My main hobby is just to be able to get away and take a trip. We are planning on going to Las Vegas this fall, and maybe getting back to New Mexico for christmas. We try to get to the beach pretty often. Galveston is really handy but its a little too handy. I had gotten into a bad habit of skipping class and going to the beach during the spring semester, I will try to do better in the fall. Of course, it won't really get cold here 'til November ;o) About the only things I really collect are chevron cars and maneki nekos. The maneki nekos are japanese lucky cats. Most are ceramic, I have about five of them. The pride of my collection is a huge 12" gold cat. I usually have to go to china town to get these, but sometimes you luck out and find them at flea markets.

Please check out the picture pages below. IF you are a family member and would like your picture on one of my pages, please send the picture(s) to me. I will include as many as I can until I run out of web space.

My daughter and I are avid Crocodile Hunter fans. Steve and his wife Terri run a zoo in Australia, and I wrote them an email and they sent me a big envelope full of brochures about their place, postcards, and a nice letter. Now are they stand-up folks or what? Croc files comes on everyday at 4 on Animal Planet, and Crocodile Hunter comes on Wednesdays and Sundays at 8. We probably know more about goannas, salties, koalas, wombats and paddy melons, than most australians care to know. Anyhow, if you haven't yet discovered this cultural phenomenon, then you owe it to yourself to visit one of the links below. Plus, they have a really cute baby girl.

AUSTRALIA ZOO, Official Crocodile Hunter Website, This is their site from the zoo. Has family photos, and interesting personal stuff written partially by Steve and Terri themselves.

Discovery Channels Croc Hunter Page, contains lots of info on when you can watch the show, has sweepstakes and fun trivia games.

Steve Major's CROC HUNTER page, this is a personal page with some really great features like "Steve Watch", where website visitors are asked to list any sitings of Steve. This is in an effort to decide if he has recently been killed by wild animals (which I am assuming is a legit risk in his profession)

Camp Chaos presents Schoolyard of DANGER!!, This is THE funniest thing ever. This guy at camp chaos has done a mini-movie spoof of the Crocodile Hunter. It features a trek through the world of small children on sugar rushes. . . scary stuff folks.

CROCODILE HUNTER TOYS!! Coming to a Wal-mart near you! Yes, its true. This page features shots of the new line of croc hunt toys that will be debuting soon.

Ebay is a truly addictive junk sale that spares you the embarrassment of rifling through peoples shit that they put in front of their house because they just can't bear to throw it away and call it a garage sale. Now you can painlessly hunt for that 3rd elusive frog that is missing out of your see-no-evil-hear-no-evil-speak-no-evil ceramic frog set, in your underwear, at 3 am. From time to time we sell stuff on ebay, if you are interested, please see our:
Current auctions

Here are some of our favorite searches for crap that we don't need, won't use, and will probably end up re-selling at a later date:

• GI JOE, New or old, Mark loves 'em, he's crazy about 'em. He gives them all names. . . .um, don't tell him I told you that.
• Art Supplies, yep, people part with this stuff, and quite resonably I might add.
• Vintage Star Wars, Marks other passion (besides me, of course) Here you can pick up Yak-faces and Zukus's to your hearts content, but be prepared. . . geeks who have kept this stuff in the package for 20+ years tend to drive a hard bargain.
• Columbia Clothing (men), Columbia Clothing (women), This stuff can be 14 yrs old and have had 6 owners (each of which had a rabid desire to both wrestle wild pigs and climb mountains), but you won't be able to tell it from the one that you paid full price for yesterday. THE best clothing going!
• Chris and Steph's stuff, this is Mark's sister and brother-in-law's ebay auctions. . aw, what the hell, treat yourself, buy some of thier crap too!
• VESPA!!, remember those cool old metal scooters. Well I've got one sitting in my storage building. Sometimes I find the good stuff I need to get it running again. BIG NEWS!! Vespa is coming back to America, after many years out of our market place, they announced that they will begin selling new vespa scooters in America this spring. . .or sometimes you can find an old one on Ebay. Either way, they cost about the same.
• Vintage Tupperware, once again, the indestructable item. How many meals did you eat off of square plastic plates in the 70's? I'll bet money they were either orange, yellow, brown, or avacado green. I had a tupperware lunch box when I was 5, I treasure it to this day, and will probably pass it down to my children, and to their children, and their children. . . until someone is stupid enough to put it on the bottom rack of the dishwasher. Alas, nostalgia has an achilles heel!

Here are some of our favorite sites on the web, Check them out, they might become your favorites too!:

Places to go:

• Museum of BAD ART, they don't pay more than $9 for a painting. . enough said.
• Catholicity!, Haven for the non-prot.
• City of Pasadena Here's where we live. . kinda', check out the link below also.
• Clear Lake Cities Here's the other city that we live between, home of Johnson Space Center, a mall, a sea front district, and a really good Krispy Kreem Donut shop.
• ALL the Las Vegas Casinos Go check them out, especially the Venetian, we are taking a vacation here the first chance we get.
• Application to Join the Mafia, I figured, if your goin' to Vegas, go all the way, Paisan!
• PETOPIA, This is where you can get all that hard to find guinea pig stuff, and they bring it to you, no more having to go to the store and smell the puppies.
• On Stagnent Pond PINK FLAMINGOES!! God love 'em, we've got 2 ourselves. Their names are tubby and la-la, guess who named 'em.
• Amish Rake Fight Thee people host a pretty funny chat, and you must download the amish rake fight .wav
• Hasbro's Slick Star Wars Site This site has really cool animated graphics. . and not much else, but if your a real starwars-o-phile then you will love it.
• The Chevron Car's Neighborhood I collect these, I think they are precious. I really amazes me how cute plastic can be. :o)
• NRH2O This is a cool waterpark for little kids in Ft Worth. If you pass through there, I recommend checking it out.
• Start Sampling.com This website gives you free samples and points that you can trade in for junk. I like it, it gives me something to check besides my email.
• The Onion All kinds of humor stuff. Cool site if you have some time to kill and there's nothing good on the tube.

People to see:

• WIL LeFEVER'S Tatt page This is one of my friend's page. He does really good tattoo work in Ft Worth, plus he's got a really cute baby.
• The OTHER Dionicia, I did a search on the net for "dionicia". This girl is the only other living Dionicia I found. She's 25, mexican, gay, and in prison. She'd probably be an eager pen-pal though, we could lement never having found a keychain with our names on it, how they never called "Dionicia" on romper room, and how every person who has ever seen your name written has butchered it. I'd better stop now, I'm starting to tear up.
• SANRIO Hello kitty, Landry's house, Kuririn, more cute japanese creatures than you can shake a stick at.
• Archie McPhee This is a neat little store that sells novelty crap. .like nunzilla, and glow in the dark poop.
• Antlion Pit These people really really love doodlebugs. .and goshdarnit, so I do I!
• Magic 8-ball site Includes a dissection page, and answers to the magic oracle that has decided the fate of millions
• Maneki Neko, Japanese Super Lucky Cats I collect these too, this site tells the fable of the cat, soon you'll be just like me, stealing them from. . er. .collecting them too!
• Second Amendment Sisters Women, armed to the teeth.
• Otto Hermelin Otto is Helenas rabbit, he is so cute, write to Helena and tell her how cute Otto is. Oh and the page is all in Norweigen.
• HAMPSTERDANCE!! Come on, you knew you were going to see this somewhere on the page.

General Info you will need to carry on your day-to-day life:

• Listing of Superfund Sites Do you have a superfund site in your area? Do you know what one is? Houston has 11. . BEAT THAT!!
• Guinea Pig Info All you ever needed to know to keep your pig in the pink.
• Piaggio Vespa Homepage of Piaggio, makers of the Vespa scooter. Their biggest news is that they are coming to America this summer, but yer gonna need deep pockets to look cool.
• PigDog Journal Off the wall stuff by sick, bored individuals. Funny, though.
• Houston Chronic I mean CHRONICLE!! Sorry. . didn't mean to get your hopes up.
• Times Record News, Wichita Falls Paper The only daily paper in texas to feature "lynchin's" and "cousin weddin's".
• Weather Images This is the best weather site on the net. Millions of maps so that we can actually watch online as a hurricane creeps up the gulf and threatens to smear us like a booger on blue jeans.
• SirSteve's Star Wars Guide This site belongs to the king geek of all star-wars-dom. He knows everything. What color undies is luke wearing in the wampa scene? Ask Steve, he'll know.
• Dirty Crap to say in German THE site if you want to cuss out the krauts, learn what the master race means when they say "schleimsheisse"!
• What its worth, Movie Reviews Tells what you SHOULD pay to see any particular movie. Their reviews are often correct, some of them are even funny.
• The Bloated Goat Porn porn and more porn, shocking and bizarre! Steph sent me this page, flame-mail her, not me.
• www.Sqirrelsex.com Yep, thats what it says, little furry f*ckers. If this turns you on, don't tell me. . I don't wanna know and I'd never think the same of you again.