Me haf a big blunt smashy thing
Me think dis make me look real neat
An' when me go out hammering
Me spray blood over wall an' street

Dey say me not make friends like this
But me think dat just load of bull
For me know dem are just jealliz
Cuz me look oh so very cool

So me go out all feeling proud
My armour polished 'till it shine
An' where me walk me split the crowd
Dat's cuz dey think me look so fine

Dey wave clenched fists at me in awe
Salute me wif spears, swords an' blades
Dey scream their throats until they're raw
To show dey think me look real great

An' den dey start to point at me
An' close me in from ev'ry side
It is quite clear dey want to see
Me swing me hammer high an' wide

Me never disappoint me fans
So wif great flair me take a bow
An' stylishly as me only can
Me hit da first guy on da brow

Da second one me smash wif care
Da third one gets a gentle blow
Da forth me chase off wif a stare
Cuz me is getting tired now

So me tell dem it been enough
Da show is over for today
Me know for dem it may be tough
But dey leave me be anyway

At times it is hard to be me
You always have to look your best
But when me see dem worship me
It make me swell wif pride in chest

So all you out there, worry not
Me will be back each day again
To show to all you puny lot
How to act like a real Man

Da End.

Orphan from Beyond, Lord of da Pit.