Hey pplz.....this is my 11th poem ..... you cant actually call it a poem...its more like...a script thingy.......made my Me and Jason Faia......mail me back and tell me what you think...thanx! :) -Best regards, Mark deSouza a.k.a RaD|oAcTiVe^HaMsT3R The Mysterious Dead Monkey -------------------------- *-*-*7:05 a.m - The 5th of July , 2001 (Thursday) -*-*-* Mark wakes up after a hard.....weird........and abnormal night..... gets of the bed....sits at the comp......switches it on...and logs on.....a window opens..... Jason : G`morn Mark...wats up?! Mark : well , i was layin` on my bed untill i noticed beside me...a monkey that was dead he had sufferent frmo a bleedin` head Theres nothing that could be done nor said. Jason : woah cool , so how did it get there? Mark : well,who knows! thats the way life goes. no body knows. he probally came in through the door. Jason : uumm so did u call the police ? Mark : i tried but nobody came they must have thought it was all a game they took my phone number and my name but everysince they hung up...things are still the same. Jason : And what bout the money ? Was there any? Mark : No , but i sold the monkey for some cash then noticed the mysterious dead monkey had given me a rash called 911 and picked up a mutilated cat from the trash Bit off its head and spat out the blood on my itching monkey virus infested rash . Jason : Umm..but it was dead rite? Mark : Yea , the monkey was dead so it could be sold it was neither young nor old wasnt cheap...nor was it as expensive as gold had a little fungus thingy in the shape of a darkish-green mould Jason : I`m talkin` `bout the cat u nut.....! Mark : Oh the cat , yea...it was dead It had to be, specially after biting off its head Wait a minute , i feel sick.. i cant breathe "CALL THE POLICE!!!THE MONKEY IS ALIVE, HES POINTING A GUN AT ME!!!" *BANG* *BANG* *SCREAMS* *YELLS* -*-*- 2:47 p.m , July 6th,2001(Friday)**-*-*-*-*- *The police finally manage to get into the apartment...find a mutilated corpse.....and suddenly notice a monkey pointing an Ak-47 at their head* *BANG* -The End-