List of things I would do if I were stuck on Voyager:

1.	Make fun of Harry
2.	Make fun Chakotay
3.	Kiss Seven to see what she would do
4.	Kiss B'Elanna and duck before she punches me
5.	Kiss Janeway and be thrown in the brig for life
6.	Constantly refer to Harry as "That stupid Asian cry baby."
7.	Kill Neelix
8.	Make burgers out of Neelix and tell them there is a bit of Neelix in every bite
9.	Replace all coffee with decaf
10.	Explain the birds and the bees to Naomi
11.	Throw away all food I deem inedible ( i.e Neelix's cooking)
12.	Delete the Doctors ethical sub-routines
13.	Hook all the lights up to a clapper
14.	Find Q and make out with him
15.	Use up all the replicator rations on the ship
16.	Read the captain's log
17.	Hook up a sound wave that says "You've got Hailed" Every time they get hailed
18.	Tell Tom "That's not what you said last night!"
19.	Stop random ensigns in the hall way and ask them to see their pass
20.	Give Harry mass amounts of sugar
21.	Dye all of Chakotay's shirts pink and or salmon color
22.	Make prank calls over all the comm. Units
23.	Demand to see Janeway's license 
24.	Tell Seven of Nine I've set my phasers on love
25.	Turn off the gravity
26.	Hover a finger an inch away from Janeway's Face and say, "I'm not touching you."
27.	Throw stuff at Harry
28.	Turn Captain Proton into Captain Uranus
29.	Play "How many insults does it take to get B'Elanna to punch me"
30.	Put Trevis and Flodders mangled corpses in Naomi's bed
31.	Call Harry Wesley
32.	Lock Janeway in a small space with Harry
33.	Start a ship wide game of battle tag
34.	Tell Harry to go outside and check the weather
35.	Broadcast heavy metal over the comm. Non stop
36.	Laugh in the face of danger (A.K.A B'Elanna)
37.	Tell all aliens that "We come in peas" 
38.	Leave holographic rabbit turds everywhere
39.	Tell them how each episode ends