Top Ten Ring World Pick Up Lines:

10. Since we both have 7 days to live how about we got back to my place and do the nasty? 
9. Is that A well in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
8. I like horses...Wanna do it?
7. Katie's not the only one coming out of the closet!
6. Lets say we get a tub of water and a VCR and see what happens! 
5. You know the only reason Samara turned me down is cause I'm hung like a horse.
4. Hey baby how about you, me, and a blank video tape?
3. Is it just me or does the smell of hay and horse manure make you horny? 
2. Hey Baby wanna pull the fly off my screen? 
AND THE NUMBER ONE PICK UP LINE IN RING WORLD?
1. Hey baby wanna choke on my chord?