Some thoughts on X-files

1. In the episode This Isn't Happening who's Idea was it to give Doggette the bullhorn? 
2. Why does Scully wear full body covering pajamas and Reyes wears that slutty but oh so sexy navy blue negligee? 
3. In the episode Ice, why did Mulder have to wear those tighty whities? I mean come on they were in the ARTIC for crying out loud! 
4. In the episode Darkness Falls, how come none of them thought to bring bug spray into the woods?
5. How the HELL did Mulder's fish survive through everything? I know Scully started feeding them but before that? Why didn't they just die? 
6. In the episode Field Trip they had Shroom hallucinations...who the HELL hallucinates about finding aliens and being right? I WANT TO SEE MORE COLORS!
7. Has anyone noticed the constant bulge in Mulder's pants? I mean...we all know that FBI agents carry their guns in their holsters.
8. Why did Mulder fall for that "This is your sister" Clone crap every single time she came to see him?
9. In the episode One Son (I think that was it) why in the good world did Diana have so much Damn underwear?
10. In that episode where Mulder had that dream that he was married to Diana...why did he cry MORE when he found out Scully was dead?
11. Has anyone thought that aliens might actually be nice and maybe they don't want to hurt us?
12. Why didn't anyone ever slap Spender? I know I would have picked up the nearest stapler and shoved it in his ass.
13. How did they get out of the Artic?
14. If Donnie Pfaster liked to have sex with dead bodies and then take their hair? How come he waited to kill Scully but he hurried and killed all the other girls first?
15. How come when Mulder got mad, he never made a crack about Skinner's head...I mean that just seems like something Mulder would do.
16. In the movie WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE THEM SO LONG TO KISS! If I were face to face with Gillian Anderson like that I would have seized the moment.
17.  Did you ever wonder HOW MUCH porno Mulder had stashed away in that drawer Scully periodically mentioned? 
18. In the Episode where Doggette was introduced to the show, why did she have to throw water on him? She should have poured hot coffee on his lap.
19. Why was Scully so freaking ugly when they did flashbacks? There is no way Scully ever looked that dorky.
20. How come we hardly ever saw Mulder and Scully eat? How did they survive, was it by absorbing each other's sexual angst?
21.  Could Scully have been any MORE Bitchy in the episode Bad Blood, and Could Mulder have been any MORE Annoying?
22. Wasn't it funny when Scully drank that drugged water? Yeah I thought that was funny too.
23. How come when Scully and Mulder aren't there killings happen a lot faster but when they are down the hall or on the way to the scene the killer slows down?
24. How come Reyes only smoked for like two episodes? We all know that it takes longer then a week to quit. 
25. Since when did they let ANYONE Use Cell phones in a hospital...cause that can majorly screw up medical equipment? 
26. Will Scully make up her mind about the color and length of her hair? Damn she goes through more hair dye then my ART TEACHER! (That's A lot) 
27. In that one episode with Cher...how the hell did Jerry Springer fit into that? I mean really...think about it. 
28. On an FBI Salary how can they afford a new car every two weeks...and a nice car at that!
29. I think they lone gunmen were really cute...why did they have such a hard time getting the girls?
30. In humbug why did Scully eat that cricket? I mean really...was there any particular reason? 
31. IF you noticed also in the episode humbug, Mulder revealed to us that he has on crazy fetish for midgets! (I didn't mean Midgets are crazy frankly I would like to date one I meant Mulder is just has a weird imagination)
32. In the episode Bad Blood...was Mulder really drugged or did he just feel like singing? 
33. Why is the killer always so obvious to us when Mulder and Scully couldn't find the killer to save their lives? 
34. Why did Scully have a dog? She seems like more of a lesbian type cat person to me.
35. Who the hell names their kid Fox? Who the hell names ANYTHING Fox? Well unless it's a Fox of course.
36. Isn't it funny that we saw more footage of Mulder's missing sister Samantha but we never heard more then two words about Scully's brother Charles? 
37. How come they never did one of those TOTAL Flashback episodes where we got to See Mulder and Scully in the past? I mean like in high school? 
38. What religion was Mulder? Was he Jewish? I mean he had to be, and if you don't believe me just look at his nose. 
39. How come no one ever decides to check in a closet or behind a door? After all the cases they've been on, you think they would have learned.
40. Can't you just picture Cancer Man doing some sort of commercial for prunes, Medicare, or preparation H? 
41. You know with medical technology these days Krycek could have a fake arm with working fingers...and hell if the syndicate has bad insurance he could just steal one...
42. Why did Scully name her baby William for Mulder? The most honoring thing to do would have been to name the Kid Fox...and that proves my point! (See #35)
43. I think it would have been cute if we ever saw Mulder wearing glow in the dark underwear!
44. If a Waterbed suddenly appeared in your apartment\house wouldn't you be just a little bit worried? 
45. Why didn't they have an Episode where Skinner tries wearing a hairpiece and everyone makes fun of him behind his back?
46. How come the priest couldn't kill Donnie Pfaster but low and behold all Scully had to do was shoot him in the head?
47. You know when Mulder switched places with that Morris guy? And he tried to have Sex with Scully? Why Didn't Scully just do him? Regardless of who he was...he still looked like Mulder!  
48. If Spender was shot in the head, and his father left him there for dead the only people who could have possibly found him were Mulder and Scully, that means one of them had to know he was still alive.
49. Doesn't Skinner look really weird when he isn't wearing his glasses? I mean most people look fine but I think his head looks bigger...
50. Have you noticed that when Skinner sweats his head gets shinier? I just think that's funny.
51. I can understand how some one can recover from a shot in the head, but we all saw Krycek die? No one dies in the X-files of course but come on...are we supposed to believe that?
52. In the episode small potatoes when the guy was Mulder and Mulder came in why didn't Scully just have sex with both of them?
53. Moby Dick...Ever read that book? Don't you think it was funny that Scully's nickname was the second in command? What about her brothers? Where they nicknamed for other characters? 
54. Remember Phoebe? Not only was she one major slut, she was also one of the ugliest women I have ever seen Mulder bang.
55. Out of everything Mulder has seen and done and been through, how the hell can he still be afraid of fire?
56. That black oil crap was such a rip off from the Spider Man comics; can we say someone is running out of ideas? 
57. We saw many episodes were Scully was entrapped into Sex; how come we never saw Mulder get entrapped...is that because he is obviously a man whore?
58. I happen to know some one who was born with a tail and they can't do that strange muscle-shifting thing...what a bummer!
59. I think the fact that CSM was Mulder's father was too hokey, but it would have been better if Mulder came to See CSM on his respirator and he told him then. (Darth Vader effect)
60. Scully sang Jeremiah was a Bull Frog twice, once to Mulder and once to William, will someone please tell that bitch that she can't carry a tune?
61. Have you ever noticed that bulge in Mulder's pants? Oh wait I already touched down on that issue already.
62. I know for a fact that you cannot get a tattoo if you are drunk, I mean even if some one does it you could bleed to death and if that didn't happen you would most likely get very sick, why didn't Scully get sick?
63. Many people think that Scully had sex with that Eddie tattoo guy but think about it, if it took her 8 years to get some from Mulder why would she go after a bum like Eddie?
64. How come we never saw Scully's tattoo after the episode Never Again? Doesn't that just piss you off?
65. Same thing with Doggette's tattoo we only saw it once in that one episode where he was lost in Mexico, I WANNA SEE MORE TATTOO ACTION!
66. Wouldn't it be great if they did an episode where Reyes got at tattoo...or better yet, a piercing?
67. Was William still a freak after Spender injected him with that stuff? Cause if he was, those people who adopted him are in for one big surprise.
68. In that episode that took place on Christmas eve how did they realize it was all an illusion, and why did it take Mulder, the expert of paranormal reasoning, that long to figure it out?
69. In the episode Bad Blood how could Scully possibly think that the sheriff was hot? I mean she had Mulder right there next to her.
70. I remember watching some episode where my sister commented that Scully runs funny...but I think she runs pretty fast for a woman in 6-inch heels.
71. In the episode where Mulder made a face that was supposed to look like Mr. Potato head...lets face it, his face looked nothing like Mr. Potato head.
72. When I went back and watched the first episode after seeing it for the first time...I remember thinking that Mulder had to be gay...because here was this beautiful woman in a bra and panties and he didn't make a move!
73. Remember the episode where that guy wrote stuff and it came true? Why didn't he use his "Powers" To become rich or get some damn furniture in his apartment?
74. In that same episode the guy did reach into Scully's chest, he just didn't get to her heart...why didn't she still have massive hemorrhaging? 
75. In the episode Eve, okay I can't think of anything wrong with that episode cause my name is Eve too and maybe I am en evil genius (I was also adopted HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
76. Anyways in the episode Eve they said they made a bunch of Eves and      and Adams...how come they didn't do a follow up episodes on the Adams?
77. In the episodes where some one made a bad prediction about Mulder or Scully, why did they do it anyway? 
78. And in the episodes where some one made a good prediction about Mulder or Scully, we never saw it happen?
79. In the episode where Mulder switched places with Morris and Morris found all that stuff where the bedroom was supposed to be and he cleared it out...what did he do with all that stuff?
80. In the episode Bad Blood, was it really necessary for Mulder to have pictures of 6 dead cows? 
81. How come every single time Mulder made an advance on Scully, she never seemed to pick up on it? 
82. Have you ever noticed that Scully lived on the second floor of her apartment and yet Duane Barry kidnapped her through the window? 
83. How could Krycek mistake Missy for Scully I mean come on Missy has blond hair! And don't give me the excuse it was dark either!
84. What happened to Mulder eating sunflower seeds all the time, did he just quit cold turkey so to speak?
85. Wonder why it took Mulder so long to kiss Scully? Cause his big honking Jewish nose got in the way. 
86. If Krycek's new arm doesn't have any working digits then how did he hold that tea bag? 
87. How come Gillian Anderson or David Duchovny never did any endorsements for ironic products such as flashlights or Chinese restaurant chains? Or even Hair dye?
88. What was up with the length of Scully's hair? It started out long and then it gradually got shorter and now it's long again!
89. Remember when Mulder insinuated that he was drawing his testicles up into his abdomen? That was just an excuse for the size of his package. 
90. In the episode where they all went back to the Queen Anne and Mulder went back in time how did he even have that watch? Everything he was wearing should have disappeared because it wouldn't have existed.
91. How come they never did an episode about the mystery of David Duchovny's bad movie career? 
92. Why is it that only Mulder and Scully found out about these conspiracies? How come no one else seemed to know...especially if it was a worldwide conspiracy?
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