Return of the Zombies a.k.a. La Orgia de los Muertos a.k.a. Zombie 3:
Return of the Living Dead a.k.a. Dracula the Terror of the Living Dead (huh?)
1973
Directed by a Spaniard (seriously!)
Starring: Stelvio Rosi (a.k.a. Stan Cooper), Jacinto Molina (a.k.a. Paul Naschy),
and Dyanik Zurakowska
J-Rock's Review: of 5 skulls - only because of the boobies
Why do all of these zombie flicks have twenty different names?
Heck, in this one, even the actors have multiple names
This movie isn't really a zombie flick. It's more like a
Sherlock Holmes-esque horror flick, with a mysterious death, a disputed
will, a jilted widow and a wrongly accused heir.
In the end, it turns out the family murders were carried out by the
mad scientist's zombie servants. These zombies don't even appear until
1:15 into the movie, and the movie's only 1:30 long, and I don't even
know why it's called the Return, because they never went anywhere in the first place.
Well, there's some boobies in this one, but it's still nothing worth watching.
of 5 skulls - only because of the boobies
