| 1. You have a pet turtle named Bowser 2. You have a picture of Wario for your Dartboard 3. Your cure for warts is vegetables 3. You find Luigi in Super Mario 64 and he says, "Go to the freekin' medic!" 4. You eat mushrooms and say "I'm Super Mario" 5. You have dreams about eating lasana 6. You jump on your pet turtle "Bowser" and kill him 7. You find a evil plan to take over Earth with genetic arranged turtules |
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