"The Alliance's Shield Against Tyranny."

Welcome to the home of Defender Wing, the most prestigious and award laden of all wings in the Rebel Alliance. Most people can tell I'm lying when I say that first part because I usually can't keep myself from laughing hysterically.

But seriously, we're the galactic leader when it comes to the number of fighters taken out per battle. Have you ever wondered how we got to this point of sheer amazing piloting ability? Well, for starters I trained a good portion of the wing, and that explains it, no?

Not that I'm arrogant and egotistical...I am. And I deserve it as well. In other words; deal with it, have a hearty laugh and get on with your life because I'm not going to change just to suit your idea of political correction.

Which brings me to the point of my next book, 'Inferiority, Irrationality, Stupidity - And other dominant traits of the human race'.

-Phoenix
Rogue Squadron
Jedi Knight