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| SO.... You don't believe that the innocent geek king we "know" could be an evil force in our universe.... WELL! GUESS AGAIN!! Rivers Cuomo is a man of mystery, whom has his reasons to rebel against society and seek revenge!! His second album, Pinkerton, was a commercial flop. He was made fun of by his peers for his name and his style. His "totally pumped" ego is nothing but an illusion. He is merely a sensitive shy man, only wanting to be loved. If it weren't for the bad points of being a Nazi, trust me, I'd join him! |
| EVIDENCE! |
| Just moments ago, I received a statement from another Nazi.... he may not be well known, not by you at least. He goes by the name Silas. Now for his words of wisdom-- "Though Rivers strives to be perfect in every way, he is content with just being better than you. Think about that. And shut the hell up. Or I'll shoot you. In the face." -Silas Errr...... Thank you Silas..... Mari: Hi Katie! Katie: Can ish ein vas vas becaumin? Mari: I dont know...can you? Katie: Dubestein po Mari: Yeah yeah...shut up. |
| NEWS FLASH! |
| For you people that are wondering about where these Nazi ideas came from!!(Only problem-it's all in German!) |
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| DISCLAIMER---THIS IS FOR FUN - DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!! |