Maria's Home Page

I am apparently not good at keeping this page up to date with my current state of life. Check out the links to the left or find me on facebook.

Here's some things other people have said about me:

• Being inside Maria's head must be like partying with retarded clowns all the time. - Mark
• It's like you're a computer trained in language, but you're not exactly a human. - Ju
• I'm psyched that I got to meet Maria the Legend - Sunny
• I feel like when I'm with Maria, I'm with Satan. - Mary