note: i didnt write this, i found it somewhere on the web along time ago and i like it so now it's here.

$1 Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
$2 Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
$3 Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
$4 Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
$5 Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
$6 Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
$7 Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
$8 Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
$9 Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
$10 Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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