How is Vin Diesel Famous?? In all of his movies he looks like Mr.Potato head with a gun.
Hes a mix between Mr.Potato Head and a penis. A really ugly penis. Goddamn, i mean, how
does that man become a movie star? Hes not a good actor, hes not eye candy, well actually
I take that back, he is a kind of candy, the kind that tastes like crap and is shapped like
A FUCKING PENIS! Now that i think of it, i can't think of any penis shapped candy, but if
I do, thats what he looks like. And if you ever saw the kiss in XXX, the movie, not the porn.
I mean, with all the dick you see in porn you might have accidentally THOUGHT you saw him,
but I've never heard of him being in any, and i dont want to think that he actually ever was.
Anyway, the point is, in XXX he kisses like hes going to eat her goddamn face. Its not a kiss
It was a fucking mauling. It was facial rape. Does no one else see this? God, every time I
look at a picture of him, its like looking at a car wreck: You dont want to stare and point
and laugh but you cant help it..okay, that a bad analogy, becuase I dont really laugh at horrible
accidents, but i sure laugh at him. Dumb, bad acting, stupid-last-named, ugly bastard...
*No offense to Vin Diesel...please don't hurt me...*
How is Vin Diesel Famous?? In all of his movies he looks like Mr.Potato head with a gun.
Hes a mix between Mr.Potato Head and a penis. A really ugly penis. Goddamn, i mean, how
does that man become a movie star? Hes not a good actor, hes not eye candy, well actually
I take that back, he is a kind of candy, the kind that tastes like crap and is shapped like
A FUCKING PENIS! Now that i think of it, i can't think of any penis shapped candy, but if
I do, thats what he looks like. And if you ever saw the kiss in XXX, the movie, not the porn.
I mean, with all the dick you see in porn you might have accidentally THOUGHT you saw him,
but I've never heard of him being in any, and i dont want to think that he actually ever was.
Anyway, the point is, in XXX he kisses like hes going to eat her goddamn face. Its not a kiss
It was a fucking mauling. It was facial rape. Does no one else see this? God, every time I
look at a picture of him, its like looking at a car wreck: You dont want to stare and point
and laugh but you cant help it..okay, that a bad analogy, becuase I dont really laugh at horrible
accidents, but i sure laugh at him. Dumb, bad acting, stupid-last-named, ugly bastard...