You know what hurts? Watching most television shows. I mean, not like any
specific ones really. Excluded in this comment are The Simpsons, Max-X,
Arrested Development, Las Vegas, Scrubs, and Family Guy. So thats what?
6 shows out of some ungodly number of witless pigfuck shows? Watching most
sitcoms is just slightly more enjoyable than having lit cigarettes put out
in your retinas. And when i say slightly, i do mean slightly. Often, its a
toss-up between the two. Watching all these jerkoff pudthumper crackass
television shows actually, physically hurts. Now i know, i know, i can always
just change the channel, but fuck, come on, would it be THAT hard to try and
be slightly original...or funny...or something other than suicide-inducing??
Or, if it doesnt hurt in the sense that its painful to watch, well, then it
hurts in the sense that it damages my soul. For example, The Swan. I watched
that once and it occured to me that it would make me feel less morally
decrepit and bankrupt to spend my sundays molesting ducks and beating babies
with tire irons. Why are shows like this? Honestly, i have no good idea, except
maybe this one telling paparazzi picture of Rupurt Murdock, head of FOX:
