Teacher: (to class) In this call you will have to learn diction.
Student 1: (to student 2) heh heh DIC-tion
Student 2: *shakes head in shame*
Teacher: You have to know the character's tone. Like nice, or mean, or indignant.
Student 1: Heh heh, in-DIG-nant
Student 2: What?? that doesnt even make sense..
Teacher: You have to know perspective.
Student 1: Heh heh, PENIS-spective hehehe.
Student 2: *blank stare*
Student 2: *smacks student 1 upside the head*