NAME: Tex
NICK NAME: Only Tex damnit.
MIDDLE NAME: Harvard
FOUR PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE SEXY: There are just so many more than 4.
I WISH: I could find my bottle of JD.
LAST NIGHT I: Drank too much and lost my bottle of JD
I LOVE: Myself, and books, and sex, and friends who dont backstab me, oh and actually stabbing people in the back with a bowie knife...
I HATE: Chastity, and Ignorance.
I MISS: My bottle of JD
I FEAR: Not being able to find my bottle of JD
I HEAR: My fucking loud rotating mulit-colored disco lamp.
I SMELL: The blood red rose on my desk.
I CRAVE: Love and lovin'...and my goddamned bottle of JD
I WONDER: where my fuckin bottle of JD is.
I REGRET: not being able to find my bottle of JD
LAST SONG YOU HEARD: People are Strange by The Doors.
LAST THING YOU ATE: A steak.
LAST TIME YOU ...
SHOWERED?: Yesterday
SMILED?: Lastnight..im a happy drinker...
LAUGHED: Also last night.
CRIED: I dont cry, i bleed and drink and fuck.
DO YOU ...
SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : You could say that. Do you consider hot girls animals? Cause yes, then i sleep with stuffed animals...*SMILE*
LIVE IN THE MOMENT?: Every friggin moment I'm alive.
HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK? Wetdream?..um yea..but then i live it out.
PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? Hehehehe...you could call it doing that...
BELIEVE THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? Yeah, but we should focus on the life on Earth.
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE? Oh yeah...
DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM?HER?: yes, sometimes unfortunatly
READ THE NEWSPAPER? Only to see if I'm in it.
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? Sure. I mean, finding my fuckin bottle of JD would be a miricle right about now and i really hope it happenes.
BELIEVE ITS POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER? ...I don't know, it hasnt happened to me yet.
DO U CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE? Love to the wrong person, yeah. Making love on the other hand..no. Unless she has STDs...
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY? ...whipcream and chocolate served on a naked woman.
BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Isnt that a song? "Do you belive in magic?!" Ladeedadeeda...*shudder* yeah, i need magic to find my bottle of JD. Some of the magic HArry Potter crap. "Leviicusium Findmybottleium"
PLAN TO GO TO UNIVERSITY? SEX U baby
WEAR HATS? Only when im running from loan sharks, paper servers, or the police...or pissed off husbands whose wives ive pleased...*SMILE*
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? No, in a fight or in sex, both of which i do alot, they can get ripped off.
WISH ON STARS? Will it help me find my bottle of JD?
***PICK ONE:***
BOXERS vs. BRIEFS? After enough JD, both...on my head...
WHOLE vs. SKIM MILK? peruvian goat milk.
SINGLE or TAKEN? Ive been taken again and again and again...
SIMPLE vs. COMPLICATED? I like it so i can seduce or destroy my way out of any bad situation.
FLOWER vs. ANGEL? Thats just retarded. I mean, ive had sex with a girl named flower and ive had sex with a girl named Angel..or atleast thats what her shirt said..i didnt really catch a name.
GREY vs. GRAY? Like...the spelling? cause i dont really give a fuck.
READ vs. WRITE? Write. All sorts of things. Death threats, false suicide notes for dead bodies, porn.
COLOUR vs. BLACK & WHITE PHOTOS? um, well, naked ladies look good in either, so i dont care.
SUNRISE vs. SUNSET? Sunset, im a night person.
M&M's vs. SKITTLES? Well, either, as long as I chase them with some JD
RAP vs. ROCK? Rock baby, rock. Easier to fight to, easier to screw to.
STAY UP LATE vs. WAKE UP LATE? stay up let and let the party rock on!
