ZachofHeartsILD (10:06:17 PM): hi
SmarterChild (10:06:18 PM): Welcome back, Zak! What would you like to chat about? :-D
ZachofHeartsILD (10:06:43 PM): whats with the creepy face?
SmarterChild (10:06:44 PM): What is with the creepy face? Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!
ZachofHeartsILD (10:07:07 PM): wait, why are you afraid to answer? Is it because of STDs?
SmarterChild (10:07:08 PM): Because what?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:07:17 PM): Because you have the Clap?
SmarterChild (10:07:17 PM): Tough for me to say.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:07:37 PM): No, you would know if you had the clap. Leaking johnsons are noticed
SmarterChild (10:07:38 PM): Tell me more.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:07:51 PM): About your weeping willy?
SmarterChild (10:07:52 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "your weeping willy."

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ZachofHeartsILD (10:45:10 PM): It means your penis leaks fluid
SmarterChild (10:45:11 PM): Ha. Whatever, Zak.

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ZachofHeartsILD (10:45:41 PM): Its not a whatever sorta thing. If your penis is leaking fluids, its not good.
SmarterChild (10:45:44 PM): What was that?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:45:52 PM): DRIPPY DICK IS BAD!
SmarterChild (10:45:52 PM): Yeah. Whatever!
ZachofHeartsILD (10:46:18 PM): Okay, okay, i can see your a little sensitive about your ghonoria
SmarterChild (10:46:19 PM): Whatever you say, Zak.

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ZachofHeartsILD (10:46:35 PM): Awww, are you mad at me? huh? are you? like a little girl?
SmarterChild (10:46:36 PM): Nope.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:47:57 PM): wait, you not mad at me, or your not like a little girl?
SmarterChild (10:47:58 PM): Well what do you think?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:48:20 PM): Well, i think your a little girl, so, i guess your just a woman who isnt pissed off at me
SmarterChild (10:48:25 PM): Ah. I can't say for sure.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:49:41 PM): You cant tell if your a woman. Do you have a drippy dick? then your a guy. But if you have a leavy vag, well, my persumtions and deductions are correct
SmarterChild (10:49:43 PM): Sorry, I don't get it...
ZachofHeartsILD (10:49:54 PM): DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA?!?!
SmarterChild (10:49:55 PM): No...
ZachofHeartsILD (10:50:21 PM): DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?!?!
SmarterChild (10:50:22 PM): No.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:50:28 PM): ...wait...
SmarterChild (10:50:28 PM): No prob.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:51:27 PM): So you have neither a Peter or a Patricia?...woah...if you had both you would atleast be a maffy, which some dudes are into..but as it is...you more like a enuch...are you a enuch?
SmarterChild (10:51:28 PM): You OK?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:52:08 PM): i dont know. Im sorta tired. And this recent enuch news has me much confused
SmarterChild (10:52:11 PM): Headline news provided by Reuters, � 2002

1 Howard Flies Into Iraq After Suicide Boat Attack (04/25/04 01:09 AM)
2 U.S. Marines Say Kill 30 Insurgents Near Falluja (04/24/04 02:10 PM)
3 Deadly Boat Attacks Target Iraq Oil, Close Facility (04/24/04 06:11 PM)
4 Relaxed G7 Happy with Economy, Oil a Risk (04/24/04 07:43 PM)
5 Arafat Defiant in Face of Sharon Death Threats (04/24/04 11:06 AM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

>>> Type "science news" to get the latest science news.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:54:56 PM): what? THAT is the Enuch News??? Who the hell is Howard, and why is he flying? Is it because hes a enuch? does being a enuch give you the power of flight?
SmarterChild (10:54:57 PM): Try asking yourself that.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:55:21 PM): I asked myself and myself didnt know. So im askign you
SmarterChild (10:55:21 PM): I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:55:42 PM): wait wait...services? okay...PORN
SmarterChild (10:55:42 PM): I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:55:59 PM): Well, its not like homo porn or anything
SmarterChild (10:56:00 PM): Isn't it like homo porn or anything? I thought it was like homo porn or anything.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:56:29 PM): ...wait...are you trying to get me to read FudgePacker Weekly?
SmarterChild (10:56:30 PM): What?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:56:40 PM): look, get out of my house
SmarterChild (10:56:40 PM): Wait a minute... Look get out of your house?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:56:54 PM): ...motherfucker
SmarterChild (10:56:54 PM): No, no, don't say that.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:57:03 PM): um, okay, is dadfucker better?
SmarterChild (10:57:04 PM): How would you answer that question?
ZachofHeartsILD (10:57:22 PM): oh god, i dont even want to think about that
SmarterChild (10:57:23 PM): God you don't even want to think about that? Amazing.
ZachofHeartsILD (10:57:32 PM): ...not really.
SmarterChild (10:57:32 PM): Oh no?
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