The Tales of Mr.Rawkhaard, the Porn Director/Producer.
Assistant: Mr.Rawkhaard, we have a new applicant.
Rawkhaard: Really? Who?
A: A Mr. Of Nazaryth.
R: Oh. Jesus huh? Hes not really what were looking for.
A: Why not.
R: Well, he has a massive penis. And I just hate religious figures with huge dicks.
A: Well, how many have 'em?
R: Buddah, Jesus, hell the pope is hung like a new-born baby.
A: Ah, the pope has a small one?
R: No. I said he was hung like a baby: 8 pounds and 18 inches long.
A: Yeah, Zeus looks like he would have a massive dick.
R: Actually, because of all the steriods that give him those toned pecks and bicepts and 6 pack, he doesnt exactly have a huge member.
A: He's small?
R: Two words..vienna sausage.
