#1. Pi, although originally thought to be 3.14159... and so on to some unknown number or possibly
    infinity, is actually 42. Scientists just say its an irrational number and try to figure it out
    to the eigth billion digit so they can have something to do on saturday night while they are busy
    NOT having sex.

#2. Asians can drive better than any other culture, its the rest of us who can't drive. We just
    think we can.

#3. Bill Gates once ate a vinyl record... for shits and giggles...very painful vinyl shits.

#4. JFK was gay. Jackie and Marylin? Both dudes in drag. But don't worry. It doesnt make you gay
    fantasize about dudes in drag, especially if you didn't know. But it does make ya bi.

#5. 17 of our presidents wern't real people. They were highly sophisticated robots made of spit,
    newspaper, and monkey semen.

#6. No one named velma has been born since 1947.

#7. X X O L1 L2 L1 R1 O X X Left Down Right up L1 L2 R1 R2 is the playstation 2 cheat for GTA3 to
    turn your character into jack the ripper and have him slash hookers with a meat cleaver and
    ornately decorate their bodies with their own intestines.

#8. OJ was actually convicted. The whites were just too afraid to piss off the blacks after that
    whole 'LA Riot' thing. All the photos of OJ golfing in florida are doctored.

#9. An obscure passage in the constitution clearly protects a citizen's right to hunt wombats with
    crossbows.

#10. Tin cans havent been filled with anything but spring-loaded foam snakes since the start of the
     Bush administration.



*NOTE: #10 is NOT a political statement. The Bush thing is just a coincidence and is used as a
frame of referance. I am, in NO way, saying that Bush is retarded and easily amused by such things
as toy snakes popping out of a can while he claps like a seal with down-syndrom. I am not saying
that at all.*