PROSECUTOR:YOur client doesnt need mental help, he needs the electric chair. HE KILLED 33 PEOPLE!
DEFENSE ATTORNEY:Well, hes been getting help, like, you know, therapy.
PROSECUTOR:What kind of Therapy?
DEFENSE ATTORNEY:Well, two different methods of deprevation. Sensory deprevation where they isolate him from outside stimulants like sound and images or light. And a thing they call the "matrix" method.
PROSECUTOR: Whats the 'Matrix' method?
DEFENSE ATTORNEY:Well, they hold things right in front of him and tell him they arent there. Ya know, like spoons...or badgers.
PROSECUTOR: Wow...well, how is that working out?
DEFENSE ATTORNEY:Well, he seems to be improving somewhat.
PROSECUTOR: So..he hasnt been violent?
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Well, hes killed four guards, a therapist, and two technitions...
PROSECUTOR:HOW THE FUCK IS THAT AN IMPROVEMENT???
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: He didn't try to eat their penises..
