You ever notice how the infomercials get weirder as the night gets later (or morning gets earlier depending
on how you look at it), anyway, the infomercials during the day are for things that I bet I
could at atleast ONE point in my life use, such as the dice-n-chopper. Or the blend-o-matic
shaped like a domed bullet, or the 31-in-one home cooker. I mean, yeah, I can, at one point or another, see myself using
something like that. Then, at about midnight, they get a little weirder. Like the home pencil maker
where they give you wood, a drill, and a granite rod to make your own pencils...ya know...for fun..(??)
Or the 7-blade octoshaver (yes, even tho there are only 7 blades, its still an "octo")
But I mean shit, like 3 or 4 in the morning, while I have insomnia and I'm watching the 330 AM
repeat of Jay leno, and I see the 'Shop at home goat network' and no no, they don't sell goats
that would be too normal. They sell goat-related products. Like, a bracelet made of goat teeth
or a can of imitation goat shit...ya know...as party favors??? DUH!!. I kid you not I once saw an add\
for a home penis-piercing kit. I'm not stupid enough to let a professional STAB MY DICK, let alone
myself, especially since I saw the add to buy it, it means I'm staying up too late as it is so I'm
already tired. but no no, I'm not too tired to shove an icepick through my goodie-rod. YES!!! YES I AM!!
But if its not weirdness its idiocy. Like where you start your own state quarter collection. Thats right, you
get all the state quarters, (of which I think there are 18 out so-far, something like that that) and a mint-collection
book with little slots for the quarters for the low low price of 40$....that booklet should not cost 35 dollars.
Either that or your paying like a dollar a quarter...wow...simply wow...and people obviously fall
for this shit or it wouldn't be on. The people who put on these adds realize that the people buying them
are too tired to know what they are paying for. I hate retards. Even when I'm tired I know I'm being monetarily raped in the ass.
I think they should have more food adds at night. Its prime stoner time. I mean fuck; I am really surprised I don't
see like pop-tart commercial after top-roman commercial-after mac-and cheese commercial for 3 straight hours.
