Tom: Dude, this is a kickass party.
Dan: Yeah it is.
Tom: The only thing that sucks is that Lisa is here.
Dan: Yeah, it sucks.
Tom: I wish i would have known.
Dan: Yeah, you should have.
Tom: Wait, you knew she would be here?
Dan: Yeah, i did.
Tom: You know man, you could have told me.
Dan: Yeah, i coulda done alotta things. I coulda stabbed you in the
face and took a shit on your chest while you were unconscious.
Just because i could have doesnt mean im gonna.
Tom: ...WHAT?? YOU COULDA DONE WHAT???
Dan: Well, i could have. The point is, I didnt.
Tom: You a sick fuck.
Dan: Youre missing the point. The point is, knowing that i COULD have
done THAT, should put into perspective that me not telling you
Lisa was gonna be here isnt all that bad.
