#1. "Id give my left nut."
               -Dan Landon, Fl. Business Consultant

#2. "47,622 dollars. Exactly. No more no less. I'm very specific..."
               -Tim Rellick, Ca. Cat Trainer

#3. "All of my children. Well, not my son, hes good at baseball."
               -Frank Harte, Nv. CEO

#4. "My right nut."
               -Dan Landon, Fl. Business Consultant

#5. "Nothing. Wait, what would i GIVE? oohhh. I thought you said what would I charge."
               -Denny Walton, Ca. Stoned Retared Surfer

#6. "Everything I currently own."
               -Trav Barret, Wa. Homeless Man

#7. "Both my nuts. Infact, that way i wouldn't have to use a condom."
               -Dan Landon, Fl. Business Consultant.

#8. "Well, i have a cock thats so big that i could dip the head in ink and draw an 'X' on my 
forehead while stinding up. Why are you looking at me like that? You get what i'm sayin'right?
It tickles my toes when i walk. I could use it like a noose and hang myself if i was suicidal.
I wouldn't have to give anything. That girl would be begging to shove my massive cockalock
in her vaging-ga-ling."
              -Buck Harrder, Ca. Porn Star.