10. People in movie theaters (other than me and my friends) who make stupid comments loudly in movies.
9. Stuck-up arrogant goddamned cows. I mean, they arnt all that way, just the ones who are.
8. Zealot Religious groups who follow the peaceful forgiving teachings of their lord Jesus by hating and discriminating and generally ruining the lifes of all those who dont agree with them exactly.
7. When people blame you for stuff you didn't do and then talk about it behind your back.
6. That goddamn security tape on CDs and DVDs. I know this isnt an original complaint but it took me a pack of mules, two hungarian mud wrestlers, and a shotgun to get my goddamned DVD out of the fucking dumb little plactic box which then has those little knubs that hold the dvd in place which you either can't push in to get the DVD out or are so crappy all but one of the little mother fuckers breaks the fuck off. GOD DAMN!. I just hate it soooo much. Fucking DVDs....
5. People who get tattoos on their face. I mean, they are never very good looking to begin with. Do they think they can hide the ugly? NOT WITH FACE TATS YOU RETARDS!! It just draws attention to it, morons..
4. When DELL technicians speak in a language not like any found on Earth, but who know enough to tell you how to screw up your computer worse than it was already screwed up.
3. Cronically depressed people who have no reason for it. I mean, shit, if you have a reason, no problem, but just attention seeking dicklickers who are sad because they lick to much dick and can't seem to stop, those sorta people, basically, people who make their own problems then cry about em, thats just fucking dumb.
2. Republicans. I mean, im sure a few of you are okay as people, hell, i even know a few republicans i like, as people. But i hate everything that the party stands for.
1. Censorship. Well, the FCC as a whole. "OH NO!! A BOOB!! MY SON HAS SEEN TOO MUCH!! I MUST STAB OUT HIS EYES!" GODDAMNIT PEOPLE, we all have the same parts, get FUCKING over it. Little Billy and Little Suzi with masturbate like crazy and the only difference between a parent who is insane and doesnt let their kids know that the opposite sex exists, and a parent who is open and honest and trustworthy, is that while both little kids are fucking the neighbor by the age of 14, the one WITHOUT the psycho 'CARRIE'/Norman Bates mom or dad will have protection and the closed-off to the world kid will be a goddamned parent in 9th grade. FUCKING IGNORANT ASSHOLE PARENTS!!!
And also, what the fuck is up with the FCC not letting people cuss? ITS A GODDMANED WORD!!! The 7 words you can't say were immortalized by Mr.George Carlin in his "7 words you can't say on tv" skit. Shit, fuck, cunt, prick, tits, cocksucker, motherfucker. Those are the 7 words. Other than the C word (not cock) i use those words every fuckin shitty cocksucking prick of a day. And so do alot of the teachers. AND EVERY MEMEBER OF THE FCC. God, i just hate this ignorance sooo fucking much. I guess, its not just the censorship, its just the pure stupidity of it all. AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
Honerable Mentions
Movie ticket prices. Fucking 10.50 for TORQUE? Ill TORQUE MY FOOT UP THAT PRODUCERS ASS!
People who go into the fucking Starbucks and write pretentious screenplays on their goddamned laptops. In about 3 years every fuckin movie will take place in a coffee house.
Diet Caffine Free Cherry Coke. Just make up your fucking minds. I mean, if you want cherry coke, dont expect diet, and if you do, dont expect no caffine. Stop being such pussies.
METROSEXUALS...guys who dress and act gay, but like girls, and not gay sex. Look, either be gay and play 'hide the salami' with seth the hairdresser or shut the fuck up. Its like the people who drink diet caffine-free cherry coke. PICK A FUCKING LIFESTYLE. STRAIGHT, GAY, OR BI DAMN IT!
Really REALLY REALLY fat people who go to an all you can eat buffet and get 5 pancakes and 3 helpings of mashed potatoes, and a plate of pasta alfredo, and 3 steaks, and a bowl of icecream and 2 slices of chocolate cake...AND A GODDAMN DIET COKE! trust me, go all the way, just get the normal coke. It wont hurt that much more. It will just make you look like less of a fucking pathetic idiot.
