Bob: Dude, sure your girlfriend is cute, but shes as gay as a doorknob
Tom: Gay as a doorknob??
Bob: Oh yeah. Them doorknobs are raging flaming homos.
Tom: How do you figure??
Bob: The only doorknobs that exist are men. So the have to love eachother.
Tom: How do you figure?
Bob: Because there can't be female doorknobs. Duh.
Tom: HUH??
Bob: I mean, except for your girl. Shes a female doorknob.
Tom: So there are no female dooknobs??
Bob: No. Only her. Which means, logically, if all doorknobs are gay, then she, a female doorknob, cant get any men. So she HAS to be a lesbian.
Tom: Dude,..WHat the fuck are you talking about??
Bob: Look Man! I am REALLY high on PCP!
Tom: Oh..
Bob: You're lucky im just babbling and not trying to eat your spleen.
Tom: Right. Thanks.
Bob: Your welcome. OH! LOOK! Its a ninja turtle! Lets go rape it!
Tom: WAIT! COME BACK! Thats just a little kid with a green balloon!!
Little Kid: MOMMY!!!
