HOW the Boardroom scene in Fantastic Four when the board of directors is telling Victor Von Doom how they are going to fire him and take his company because he lost them so much money, how that scene should have ACTUALLY sounded like:
THE BANK REPRESENTATIVE: “GODDAMNIT Victor Von DOOM, how could you be so stupid as to accidentally create a group of super-human crime fighters whom we could make billions of dollars on? Huh? You moron. I don’t care if your last name is synonymous with chaos and tragedy and death, you don’t frighten me. So here’s the deal, we are kicking you out of the company you put all your money, time, and effort into after one single mistake. Now the board and I have decided that even tho everyone else one the space-station with you got super-deadly powers, were gonna go ahead and randomly assume that you didn’t. Also, were going to randomly assume that you won’t be mad about of ripping your life’s work away from you. So you’re fired and the company is ours to sell or do whatever we want with. And there’s nothing you can say or do to stop that. Not bribery, threats, or blasting a hole through me with seemingly-magical hand-lightning!”
