Top 10 Best Punchlines

10. '..And then the second astronaut said "just because we did that on mars doesnt make it right now."'
9. '...'No no no, thats not how you fuck a donkey!" "A donkey?? I thought you said i honkey!"
8. '...I have no idea, but it fucking bit me!'
7. '...Nevermind what it is! Teach it how to cook and clean and then get the fuck out!"
6. '...NO! ITS A PURPLE HEADED YOGURT SLINGER!"
5. '...How would you like to have two hundred and NINE bones in your body?"
4. '...I need a HIMLICH MANUVER not a HYMAN REMOVER."
3. '..."what are you doing??", "IM GONNA DROWN THE LITTLE MOTHER-FUCKER!!!"
2. '...Oh yeah? well tell your mom to stop changing lipstick colors. My dicks startin to look like a fuckin rainbow?"
1. '...I said POSSE damnit! P-O-S-S-E!!!'

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