| Upon Children and Dogs |
| I have often found, In one of life's little quirks, That one is to be treated the same As the other. Feed them. Shelter them. And expect perfect obedience in return. If they speak too loudly Or go where they should not, For fear of harming some precious heirloom, Reprimand them. And of course, later, though their Tail was tucked before, They will come bouncing back, Ready to play. And should it be discovered That they wish to extend their granted rights, Or disturb you during some essential Paper pushing or couch warming, Guilt them. Remind them of all you have provided, And all they cannot do for themselves, Until once more they show belly at your approach. And praise them for their cleverness, Their wit at re-expressing your thoughts, But take care to stop Any show of independance, For in children, that horrid thing, Is as bad as bared teeth In a loved dog. -Melissa Lynn |