Disclaimer: Pokemon and RK are NOT MINE. NOT MINE. So don't sue. Besides, suing people who can't pay defeats the purpose, neh? BISHONEN ADVENTURES: THE TOKYO LEAGUE EPISODE FOUR Voiceover: Today we find two of our heroines scrounging around for fruits while another rests in the clearing up ahead. As Genki Trainer Makimachi Misao bends over to scoop up an apple that her kunai has just cut down, we catch a glimpse of the badges pinned inside her collar. *double takes* Badges!!? But you should have only one! Misao: Hai, but I found another two in the bushes just now. Gracey-san: That's not possible. I didn't write that scene. Misao: Well I don't care. I found them and I'm keeping them. Gracey-san: Misao no baka ...... Misao: *grabs her BB as Gracey-san runs away* There, that took care of her. Thanks Aoshi! *plants a loud smack on the BB* Kaoru: I don't see why we have to gather the food while that fox gets to rest! Grrr ...*whacks down an entire tree and proceeds to pick the two remaining apples off it* Misao: ...... As the two head back to the clearing, they hear suspicious noises. No, not Team Shishio but rather noises that make them suspect something fishy is going on. Megumi's voice: Oh, Sanosuke, that feels wonderful. Kaoru: Did you hear that? Misao: Yeah, what's going on? Megumi's voice: Sanosuke, more to the left. Now harder. Yesssss! Kaoru: *turning red* You don't think .... Misao: Nononono. I know the fox is perverse but not that perverse. Megumi's voice: *all kinds of shrieks and groans of satisfaction* Kaoru: That's it! We have to put a stop to this. It's completely unnatural though understandable. Misao: Eh? Don't tell me you've thought of ...*gets beaten by what looks suspiciously like Ryu Tsui Tsen* Kaoru bursts out of the bushes dragging a semi-conscious Misao who has little chibi Aoshis flying around her head. Megumi lies on the ground, startled, with her Sanosuke on top of her. Kaoru: *screams* What the hell is going on? Megumi: I don't see why you have to overact. *sniffs* Can't you see what is going on? (Dramatic pause) Megumi: Sanosuke is giving my back a massage using his feet. It's a foot massage of sorts. Didn't you watch Charlie's Angels? (Megumi: *addresses the readers* Now shame on you for what you were thinking. Now back to the story ...) While on the road ... Misao: Wow, this adventure has been terrific so far. I've seen a Wolf type (Saitou), a Psychic type (Jin-e), a Severely Repressed so His Levels are Super-High type (Soujiro), and a bunch of losers who are so poor that they can't even afford proper kimonos to keep themselves covered. Kaoru: Aren't there any more Bishonen to capture? Aren't there any out there running wild, running free, born freeeee... Megumi: *whips out her sewing thread and needle* Sing and I'll stitch your trap shut. Kaoru: How dare you?! Megumi: If you do sing, not only will we not find any Bishonens but the whole area will be deserted for miles and miles. Kaoru: *sulks cos' it has happened before* Fine well, only my Kenshin can appreciate my singing. Misao: *whispers* I heard she had to tie him up and even then he cried while he listened. Megumi: Poor darling. Kaoru: Hey, why don't we let our Bishonen out for a walk? I'll bet they could use some fresh air. Three flashes and three handsome Bishonen appear. There is the legendary Cool Bishonen, Aoshi. The Rurouni Bishonen who, true to his name, wandered into Kaoru's room and stayed for some unfathomable reason. And there is the Gangster Bishonen that is never seen without: (1) His jacket with 'Aku' written on the back, (2) His fishbone, (3) a perpetual wink for his Foxy trainer. Kenshin: Kenshin-Kenshin-shin. [I hope my trainer isn't going to sing. I can't take it anymore.] Sano: Sanosu-sanosuke. [What! Tanuki girl wants to sing? I wonder if Kitsune woman will let me back in my BB] Aoshi: ...... *flicks his hair coolly and strolls down the path after Misao* Sano: Sanosuke! [What a stuck up Bishonen! Just cause he's a legendary type] *spits the fishbone out* Kenshin: Shin-Kenshin. [Maa, maa, calm down. He's been trained over the years to be silent.] Sano: Sano? [Huh?] Kenshin: Kenshin-kenshin-shin-kenshin. [You see, when Okina used him to battle, the battle inevitably ended up with him losing to all the pretty faces because Okina told Aoshi to shut up and stop protesting when he ordered him to play dead. Can you imagine the humiliation?] Sano: ... suke? [kuso ...poor guy.] Kenshin: Kenshin-kenshin. [And then when Misao took over things were slightly better but she was just as raucous as Okina in her own way. So Aoshi adapted to this new trainer by being especially silent.] Sano: Sanosuke. [Well, the Weasel talks enough for the both of them.] Aoshi: ...... *turns around at the uncomplimentary remark to his beloved Misao and Sanosuke sweatdrops, hiding behind Kenshin* Meanwhile ...... A bunch of cooing girls raise a large dust cloud along the road and the six travellers stop to stare. Girls: Ooooooh, Hiko-samaaaaaa! Hiko: Now, now ladies. *flashes a megawatt grin and flexes his muscles* Girls: *all of them faint only to revive one second later and start cooing in even higher decibels* Hiko: Who wants to carry my cloak? *catches sight of a chibi Kenshin peeping from behind Kaoru's hakama* Eh? Baka deshi, that you? Kenshin: *sweatdrops and tugs at his BB, squeaking* [Quick, lemme in now!] Kaoru: What? How do you know my Kenshin? Hiko: Cheh! Your Kenshin used to belong to me. I was his master. Misao: Who are you anyways? Girls: *screaming, fangirl style* Hiko Seijuruu, 13th Master of the Hiten Mitsuryugi Techinique, Genius Bishonen and all round hunk! *coos and more coos* Misao: *checks her Bishonen Index* There's no such thing as a Genius type. Hiko: I made it up. Aren't I a genius? The three ladies sweatdrop. Megumi: Hey, how can you be a Bishonen when you're so...big? *Hiko swells with manly ego* I mean, you're like a real guy. Hiko: *deflates* Oh, you mean that. That's cos' I'm fully evolved, unlike that chibi deshi of mine. Speaking of underevolved, you're the most underdeveloped girl I've seen in a long time. *peers at Misao* Misao:???! *about to explode* Megumi:Wait, wait! How did you evolve to those levels? Hiko: Oh, I fought Shishio Makoto himself at the Shishio Gym. Good exercise. I really raised my levels. Kaoru: You, a Bishonen fought an ordinary man? Isn't that a little unfair? Hiko: But Shishio's no ordinary person. He's a Fire type Bishonen. Kaoru: He evolved fully like you? Hiko: No, not really. He was born like that but with Bishonen powers. It's really embarrassing, you see. His mother was a trainer who fancied her Bishonen too much and ...... Misao &Kaoru &Megumi: *hair standing on end and faces beet-red* Hiko: Yes well, he is a freak in more ways than one. Anyway, I was told to hand you this. *Gives Misao an Ego Badge* Misao: By whom? Hiko: By the writer of course. The story's one episode away from concluding, you know. Now that you have four badges, Houji, Shishio's lapdog, I mean a real sit in his lap kinda mutt, will let you in. But be warned, if you fully evolve your Bishonen, you won't be able to compete in the League anymore. Misao: Hmm, so it's money or a fully evolved Aoshi? *thinks* Kaoru: *rubs her hands with a gleeful smile, thinking* I'm going there no matter what. I've waited too long to get my hands on Kenshin. Bwahaha! Megumi: Excuse me, Hiko-sama. But is Shishio injured in some way? Hiko: Well, he is covered from head to toe in bandages. Megumi: *maniacal gleam* Oh, really? How interesting. *thinks* I'll go and cure him and then they'll have to approve my application to the Medical Course at Tokyo University. Hiko: Well, I must be off now. Think carefully about it, Genki Trainer. You're at the crossroads now: whether to become the greatest trainer and a full master or whether you want your Aoshi to evolve fully and enjoy human happiness. Voiceover: Hiko-sama walks on with the crowd of adoring girls, leaving the three young ladies behind. Two are determined, one is pondering. What will it be? Will the Bishonen world be changed forever should Sano, Kenshin and Aoshi be fully evolved? I mean, the hunk factor will really spiral down. (Hiko: You still have me, koibito. Gracey-san: Don't suck up to me because I'm writing the story. Hiko: No sucking? *looks disappointed* Gracey: Saitou-sama!!......*runs off*) Find out in the last episode of Bishonen Adventures: The Tokyo League. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Comments: Please don't ask me how I got on track like this with the evolution question. And don't doubt the number of brain cells I have either. ~_^ I had to get the guys evolved somehow to satisfy certain deprived tanuki trainers!!*coughs* ------------------------------------------------------------------------