Disclaimer: None of the RK characters are mine. Pokemon does not belong to me. I acknowledge all rights and privileges of both the aforementioned animes' creators and all companies associated with them. I'm only borrowing. Notes: Ahahaha! I'm back. Thanks everyone for the reviews, they really cheer me up esp. now that I'm mugging for exams...whew! Anyways, there are quite a few of you asking about whether the bishonen will evolve......hehe...I have plans, oh yes I do... BISHONEN ADVENTURES: THE TOKYO LEAGUE EPISODE THREE Voiceover: On our last adventure we found our Kitsune, Tanuki and Itachi (Kaoru & Misao & Megumi: HEY!) locked in a struggle with Officer Fujita Tokio. Now, we watch as predatory eyes lock on hapless prey and the real struggle for life and death begins. Officer Fujita Tokio & Kaoru: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KENSHIN/SAITOU NO BAKA!! After a massive beating by their respective mistresses, both Bishonen are returned to their BB, still frothing at the mouth. (because of the beatings. Cruel women ...gah! Runs from Kaoru and Tokio) Officer Fujita Tokio: I must apologise for my Saitou's bad behaviour. He can be such a naughty boy. And I didn't even say the motto yet. Kaoru: Ne, accept my apologies. I don't know what came over my Kenshin. He usually does nothing without my permission. Megumi: I do. *all turn to her* In my spare time between takes and photo shoots *flicks her luscious locks casually* I read a lot of Bishonen magazines and trivia. Apparently Saitou comes from clan of Bishonens called the Shinsengumi and Kenshin comes from clan called Ishin shishi. Now these two types were at war over a drinking pond but all that ended when a cooperation called the Juppon Gatana bought over the land and built a city on it, complete with a Bishonen Gym... Collective 'Oooohs'. "...... And now the pond has been converted into a fountain where people pay money to sail little black ships in. Wait a minute, that sounds real familiar to the manga/series. Ehhh ..." Kaoru: Well, I didn't know my Kenshin had issues with your Saitou. Still, you shouldn't have tried to steal my umbrella. I paid for that. Officer Fujita Tokio: But there's a sword inside that umbrella. Kaoru: Don't be stupid. How can there be a sword inside this umbrella? *pulls at the handle and out comes a sword. Sweatdrops* Don't be stupid. Of course there's a sword inside this umbrella! *gives it to Tokio* Misao: Hey! That's just a larger version of that Umbrella Badge I'm going to win from the Gohei Gym. Officer Fujita Tokio: That's right. I'm here to arrest Gohei for breaking the law and violating the Bishonen Enterprise Agreement. No gym leader is to make money from reproducing unregistered merchandise. Misao: Can you do it after I win my badge? Officer Fujita Tokio: Look here little girl- Misao: I am not a little girl! I am Genki Trainer, Makimachi Misao and I am *counts with two hands* sixteen years old. Now let me win the match and I promise after I get the badge we will depart from Gohei town. Officer Fujita Tokio: I remain unconvinced. Misao: *sly grin* I'll let you see my Aoshi. Officer Fujita Tokio: Nani? You, the Genki Trainer have the legendary Bishonen, Aoshi? *slight drool emerges from the corner of her mouth* The Legendary Handsome and Cool with his Oh-So-Impassive-Poses Aoshi? Misao: *mutters to Megumi and Kaoru who are stunned* See, I told you my Aoshi was famous. Officer Fujita Tokio: Alright then, you get only one attempt before I sic my Saitou on Gohei. They quickly head off to the Gym followed by Team Shishio. Later, in the gym ... Misao: What do you mean you won't give me a badge?!! Gohei: I want to give you a badge but I told you, I'm out of them. Megumi: Wow, he must be really terrible to have run out of badges. Kaoru: Yeah, at least Misao still had one badge left in the Aoiya Gym. Misao: I heard that. You're supposed to be helping me. Megumi: But Misao-chan, you mustn't feel badly. Kaoru: Yeah, it's not your fault that all the pretty young trainers got a free badge from your Jiya. Come to think of it, he also gave them his phone number, fax number, email and an autographed photo. "Yeah, even I got the whole set." ALL: Who said that?? Spotlights flash from the ceiling as two lithe figures leap down from above. ALL: Who are you? (Team Shishio Music in the background) Yumi: To protect the world from devastation! Kamatari: To unite all peoples within our nation! Yumi: To denounce the evils of Ishin shishi, Shinsengumi, Meiji, backstabbing bosses who tried to fry my Shishio-sama alive....*The front of Yumi's kimono threatens to burst with all her heavy-duty ranting*...and ahem...to promote love. Kamatari: To extend our reach to the stars above! *fluffs out his own chest* Yumi: Yumi! Kamatari: Kamatari! Yumi & Kamatari: Team Shishio blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Soujirou: Soujirou! That's right! Misao: Hey, it's the girl that Jiya spent the night with. *points to Kamatari* Yumi: Kamatari's a cross-dresser, baka. Misao: AHHHHHHHHH! Kamatari: *wicked grin* Well, I really owe it to the breast enhancement cream that I stole from Megumi-chan's dressing room. Megumi: What! You stole my breast enhancement cream! I'll kill you. Sanosuke!!! The spiky haired Bishonen springs forth at once. Nosebleeds at the sight of Yumi and Kamatari. Megumi: SANOSUKE!! *whacks him with a zanbatou* Kaoru: Wait a minute. We're not here to fight over breast cream or shonen ai. *Misao and Megumi turn on her* Waitwait! We're here for that Umbrella Badge and unless I'm mistaken, Gohei has one hidden under his elbow guard. Gohei: How did you know that? Kaoru: I saw you, duh! *Takes out her BB* Since we're all here, this is a free for all Royal Rumble! Megumi: I told you, she's been watching too much WWF. Misao, this is your fault. Misao: I had to watch it! With Jiya gone and Hannya dead there was no one left to teach me kenpo. I needed some new moves. Yumi & Kamatari: Hand over your Bishonen! Or Soujirou here will run you into the dust. Misao & Kaoru: That's it, double team tag match! Aoshi and Kenshin! GOO---- Gohei: Not here! I don't even have a Bishonen! *freezes Misao and Kaoru as they are about to launch* Misao: Eh? Why not? Gohei: Well, my Bishonen got so tired of losing he ran off to Shanghai but the reason we lost was because he was half-loco and kept seeing hallucinations of his dead nee-san! Misao: Was it a Yukishiro Enishi by any chance? Gohei: Why yes! I am impressed. Misao: Well I am the Genki Trainer. *puffs up* Gohei: You are the Genki Trainer??!! I must see your Aoshi. *takes out the badge* let me see that famous stare of impassivity and I'll let you have this. Misao: Aoshi! I choose you! There is a flash and then a sweeping expansive silence. Wind flutters through the gym although there are no windows. A strand of black silky hair is brushed against smooth pale skin. A yellow trenchcoat flows gracefully as he tucks one hand casually into a pocket. He lifts his head to reveal a stunningly beautiful sharp profile and ice blue eyes slash over his reverent audience. Aoshi: ............ All: Kami-sama! *Kamatari nosebleeds* Gohei: All my unworthy life have I waited to see this, the legendary Bishonen, Aoshi. Is there not a more beautiful specimen of Bishonen? *falls to his knees, flinging the Umbrella Badge blindly* The Badge sails through the air in slow motion ... Yumi & Kamatari: Soujirou, capture that Bishonen! Kaoru: Kenshin! Ougi that Soujirou! Misao: Aoshi, evade and retrieve that badge! Megumi: Sanosuke! Futae No Kiwami everything! All: NANI??? Megumi: What do I know? I'm a soap actress. *shrugs* Besides, the more people that are injured, the more sick patients I'll finally have. Ohohohoho! *fox ears complete with fox background appear* All suffer massive sweatdrops. When the dust finally settles and the three ladies leave the town ... Misao: I won an Umbrella Badge! *does the Ash Ketchum thingy* Kaoru: You mean your Aoshi swiped it for you, thanks to my Kenshin who ougied Soujirou. Megumi: Kenshin darling was fabulous but he was lucky he managed to rip off that charm from Soujirou's head. Who would have thought it was an emotional suppressor? Misao: Yeah, I never knew you could suppress the emotions of a Bishonen to raise their levels. Megumi: Yes well, Officer Fujita will get her Gohei and have a lot to clear up. Misao & Kaoru: Yah, but you could have stopped that Sanosuke from destroying the entire city! Megumi: I treated everyone before I left! Misao: You mean you wrapped them up in bandages. Yumi and Kamatari were so busy staring at all the people, saying they looked like a little army of Shishio-samas. Who is this Shishio-sama anyway? Kaoru: He's one of the Gym leaders that you'll have to face sooner or later. Misao: Whatever. I got an Umbrella Badge!! Far, far away in a hot air balloon ... Kamatari: My kimono's torn. *examines the gaping tear in the front* I kinda like it. Yumi: You would. We have to get that Bishonen Aoshi. We have to catch those other Bishonen too. They are exceptionally powerful. That Fruity tutti Kiwiminey blew us all the way back to our balloon! Soujirou: Don't worry Miss Yumi. We'll get them. *is running hard on the treadmill with his charm glued back on his head* Yumi: You're such a dear, Soujirou. I'll speak to Shishio-sama about getting you a GS Bishonen Ball. Kamatari: Enough chatting. Come on, let's follow them! Voiceover: Now that Misao has won her first badge and Megumi has had her first real patients who were too injured to run away, what more lies in store for our lovely trio? Find out in the next episode of Bishonen Adventures: The Tokyo League. Right now, we gotta go even as the sun sets on our lovely heroines. (Yumi & Kamatari & Soujirou: What about us?) Right now we gotta go even as the sun sets on our lovely heroines. (Yumi & Kamatari & Soujirou: *cry* We're ignored) ------------------------------------------------------------------------