Disclaimer: None of the RK characters are mine. Pokemon does not belong to me. I acknowledge all rights and privileges of both the aforementioned animes' creators and all companies associated with them. I'm only borrowing. Notes: Uploading Episode 2. I already wrote this series a long time ago so pls. don't think I'm nuts enuff to churn out so many fics at one shot. Geez......I won't be tweaking future episodes either; I have too much to do in the real world at the moment. But any and all suggestions will be considered for the final episode, which I have yet to write. Arigatou for reading. BISHONEN ADVENTURES: THE TOKYO LEAGUE EPISODE TWO Voiceover: On our last adventure, we found our heroines running towards the Gohei Gym, where Genki Trainer, Makimachi Misao will be competing for her first badge, the Umbrella badge. (P.S: It even has a tiny sword hidden in it) In fact, in honour of this unique badge, we find a lot of touts in Gohei Town going around selling umbrellas with swords in them in order to rebel against the law that bans swords. Misao: I'm tired. I want to eat. No, I want to practice my kunai. Do you think I should teach my Aoshi how to throw kunai? Megumi: Shut up, will you? I'm trying to win us enough money to stay at an inn and pay for dinner. *concentrates and casts the dice. She loses* Kisama! *proceeds to scream all kinds of obscenities that render the gaming house silent and all the men stunned at her fluency in cursing* Someone mutters "What a woman!" and gets a bokken on the head. Kaoru is standing by looking very uncomfortable and displeased. Kaoru: Couldn't we just offer to help cook at the inn or something to pay off our stay? Megumi & Misao: Not unless we want the police to come after us for attempted murder. Steam comes out of Kaoru's ears and she gets glarey-eyed. Megumi: That's it, I've had it! We're down to our last yen note. This calls for drastic measures. *whips out her BB* Sanosuke! I choose you! Sano: Eh? *chews on his fishbone and winks at his mistress* Kitsune, kitsune! Misao: That's the only Bishonen I know who calls out his trainer's name and not his own. Someone mutters "Looks like a scrawny chicken to me" and gets Futae No Kiwami'd. Megumi stands by looking very pleased. Megumi: All right Sanosuke, throw those dice for me and for heaven's sake, make sure your hand doesn't twitch. Sano: Sano-sanosuke! *tosses the dice with expert ease and wins them two hundred yen* Misao screams and Kaoru looks relieved. Sanosuke has crawled into his mistress's lap where she is tending his hand. Megumi: There there darling, it's all better now. You must take care of that winning hand you know. I need you to earn money for me. Misao: *whispers to Kaoru* I always wondered why her Sanosuke's hand never fully recovered and now I know why. She's been doctoring it herself! And whoever heard of a trainer living off her Bishonen???! Kaoru: I don't care. Come on you two, we have a long day tomorrow. But first we better visit the Akabeko. Megumi: The what? Kaoru: Of course, you wouldn't know since you insist on looking after your Sanosuke all the time. The Akabeko is the Bishonen Hospital where you rest and heal up your Bishonen. I think my Kenshin could use a break. Misao, you better leave your Aoshi there as well. We'll collect them in the morning. The next morning ... Misao: No, no I don't want an umbrella. You idiot, I'm walking under the shade. *tries to get away from a particularly pesky tout who is dressed in an extremely tight, low-cut-at-the-chest kimono whose skirt has been altered to mini-length* And stop touching me you hentai!!! The tout looks extremely offended and stomps off. Misao: Geez, there's been a lot of these going on lately. Kaoru! What are you doing with that umbrella? Kaoru: Ahehe, I bought it from that old man over there. He looked like he needed the money. I know we're not exactly rich ourselves but ... Megumi: No, no, it's okay. We understand. *bops a sulky looking Misao over the head* See, Misao nodded. Kaoru: I dunno, it looked kinda fishy to me ... Megumi: Well, since we have our BB back, we can go to the Gym and challenge Gohei. Officer Fujita Tokio: *steps in front of the ladies and eyes them threateningly* Give me that umbrella Miss. Misao & Megumi & Kaoru: NANI?? Hidden in a dark alleyway while they trail the terrific trio...... Kamatari: *whips off his blond wig*I can't believe that skinny itachi musume thought I was trying to grope her. Che! I was trying to pickpocket her BB. Yumi: Well, trying to shove your hands down her sleeves while asking her to try the umbrella is pretty dumb even for a cross-dresser. *ducks a slap* Touch me and I'll tell Shishio-sama to fire you, literally and figuratively. Soujirou: Your vocabulary is so impressive Yumi-san. Yumi: Of course. Shishio-sama loves to read but everything he touches turns to [ash] so I read aloud to him. *coy giggles* (I just had to mention Ash ...gomen nasai) Kamatari: Oh, how touching. I'm going to turn all [misty] now. (Gracey-san escapes the kenpo, kodachi and kunai so richly deserved) Soujirou: Hey, there's a cop. I think they're about to be arrested. All three of Team Shishio squeeze to the front for a peep. Kaoru: If you want an umbrella, you can buy one yourself. Come to think of it, there's something I don't like about you. *glares at the officer* Megumi: Hey, if you're trying to steal our umbrella especially in that hokey costume- Officer Fujita Tokio: HOKEY??! I know my motto is Aku. Zok. Zan. but I think this time I'll make an exception. Besides, it's practically a crime to have such bad taste as yours. *twirls happily showing off an Officer Jenny type costume* Misao: Speaking of fashion sense, where did you buy that mini-skirt? Officer Fujita Tokio: In Tokyo. *smug smile* Now hand over that umbrella, Miss. Kaoru: If you want it, come and get it. *turns to her side, hand hovering near her BB in classic battoujutsu pose* Misao & Megumi: Uh oh ... Officer Fujita Tokio: Fine, if that's the way you want it. I, Officer Fujita Tokio, challenge you, busu tanuki girl. *grim-faced* I choose you! *tosses her BB* There is a flash and when the light fades, an extremely cool Bishonen is standing in the street, smoking a cigarette. He speaks: "Ahou ga." Misao: Wow! *goggle-eyed* That is an extremely rare Bishonen! Officer Fujita Tokio: *In a lofty manner* But of course. Misao: I've never heard of a Bishonen Idiot Type. (Mass face-fault) Officer Fujita Tokio: He is NOT an idiot type. *turns to her Bishonen* Baka! Identify yourself properly now. Saitou: *salutes* Saitou Hajime-Hajime. Kaoru: Fine then. Kenshin! I choose you. *tosses the BB such that it smacks Tokio on the face, giving her the evil Tanuki eye i.e. a bruise* Kenshin and Saitou face off. Instantly Saitou's hackles rise as does his little wolfie tail. (Hey, he is Mibu's Wolf!) Kenshin goes all white skinned and amber eyed. The two leap into the fray before either of their trainers can speak. Voiceover: It looks like the end of the road has come for either Bishonen. For Saitou will not tolerate the presence of Kenshin and vice versa. As the trainers watch in amazement, the dust flies and so do the swords. Will the journey end prematurely? What will the ghastly trio hiding in the alleyway do? Will Misao ever get her Umbrella Badge? And what is it with all the short skirts? Find out in the next episode of Bishonen Adventures: The Bishonen League. ------------------------------------------------------------------------