MISSION OF LOVE 2 DISCLAIMER: Rurouni Kenshin and Rurouni Kenshin characters are exclusively owned by Watsuki Nobuhiro, Shueisha, Sony Entertainment, Jump Comics and associated parties. Please note, this is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes only. This story is not meant for sale or profit. Author's Notes: After the success of Kenshin and Kaoru's marriage, the Kenshin-gumi are at it again. This time their mission is to throw an anniversary party for Saitoh and Tokio. Will they succeed without risking Saitoh's wrath? (Parts 3 and 4 are spoofs of the Kyoto Arc. So this is a Spoiler Alert if you haven't seen it.) Mission of Love 2 Comedy Fanfiction by Gypsy-Chan. Enjoy! MISSION OF LOVE 2: ANNIVERSARY PARTY Part Three The next morning after breakfast, Aoshi and Misao stopped by. They told everyone that Udo Jin-eh was alive and was planning a conspiracy against the government. Everyone was shocked by the news. Sano: Udo Jin-eh alive! Yahiko: That's Impossible! Misao: It's true! It's true! You can read it for yourself if you don't believe me! (Misao waves around a newspaper) Kenshin: Misao-dono, may I see your newspaper please. (Misao hands him the paper. Kenshin quickly scans it.) Kenshin: The article says that several people saw him fleeing the scene of a vicious crime. He must have started killing again. But how could Udo Jin-eh still be alive? I saw him take his life right in front of my eyes. Kaoru: Hai, it is true. I was there with Kenshin when it happened. Oh Kenshin I'm afraid. What if he tries coming after you again? Kenshin: Don't worry Kaoru, this time I'll... Saitoh: Forget Battousai. You had your chance but you blew it. By succumbing to that silly non-killing vow of yours, you've allowed that Shinsen gumi reject to go on a killing spree again. Kenshin: Don't blame it on me. It's all Kaoru's fault. Kaoru: What!! Kenshin: Hai. There I was, sakabatou in hand, eyes all red and green ready to do my Battousai thing when suddenly, you screamed. You ruined a special moment for Jin-eh and me. I told you to wait at the dojo but did you listen, noooooo. You just had to come after me, using that lousy blue ribbon as an excuse." Sniff, sniff... I didn't even get a chance to kill him! sob, sob.... And he wanted me to kill him too!! Waaaahh!! Saitoh walked over and put his arms around Kenshin. "There, there, I understand now. It's not your fault, it's the tanuki girl's fault." Saitoh glared over to Kaoru and said: "I guess you'll be sleeping in the guest room again tonight." Kaoru: Kenshin no baka!! (She throws a teacup at his head) "Orooo!" Kaoru: I was just trying to help! But if that's the way you feel about it then I want my favorite blue ribbon back!! Kenshin: Uhm... Now? Kaoru: Hai now!! Kenshin untied the blue ribbon from around his waist and handed it to Kaoru. His hakama fell down revealing his undergarment. Everyone began to stare. Finally, Sano and Yahiko fell on the floor laughing uncontrollably. Aoshi: Are those little rubber duckies on your boxers Himura? Kenshin: Well... uhm.... actually... It's purple hearts. Kaoru says they match my eyes. (He blushes a crimson color. Sano and Yahiko became hysterical with laughter again.) Saitoh: Battousai! Would you quit fooling around so that we can get back to business! Kenshin: Gomen. Saitoh: Shinomori, what else can you tell us about Udo Jin-eh. Aoshi: I've heard through my network that Jin-eh is on his way to Kyoto. I would suggest that we all do the same. Once in Kyoto we can meet at the Aoiya to discuss our strategy. Saitoh: Good idea. I need to go to the precinct now to finish up some paper work before leaving. I'll have a carriage come by and pick us up in the morning Battousai. Sano: Hey that's great! I can't wait to go! Misao: Me too! Yahiko: Hey! Who said that you could ride with us in the carriage? Find your own way to Kyoto! Misao: Why you little.... (They started fighting) Kaoru: I better hurry and pack all of our things. Hmm... Let's see, I'll need some blankets and... Saitoh: Morons, weasels, brats and raccoons are not invited. The Battousai is distracted enough without having all of you pests hanging around him. Sano, Misao, Kaoru and Yahiko started yelling at Saitoh as he left the dojo. After he had gone Kenshin turned to everyone. "Good job everyone," said Kenshin. "I don't think he suspected anything." "Yeah, I got to thank my good friend Katsu for printing up that special newspaper," said Sano. "Everything is going according to our plans, that they are. Aoshi, you and Misao-dono better hurry and set things up in Kyoto. We will see you two tomorrow." Aoshi and Misao nodded and left quickly. Kaoru walked over to Kenshin. "Kenshin, do you really think I got in your way by coming after you," she asked while fidgeting with her ponytail. "No darling," replied Kenshin as he put his arms around her. "Actually, I thought it was kind of cute the way you came after me and gave me your favorite blue ribbon." Kaoru blushed and smiled. "Ahh... Come on Kenshin tell her the truth," smirked Yahiko. "That ugly girl is always getting in your way." "What did you say brat!!!" yelled Kaoru. "Oh quit your yelling Jou-chan. You know the kid is right." "That's it!!! You're both going to get it now!!!" Kaoru grabbed her bokken and began running around whacking both of them. Kenshin just shook his head and went inside to pack for Kyoto. THE NEXT DAY, everyone had met at the Aoiya in Kyoto. Saitoh: Do you have any new leads Shinomori? Aoshi: Hai! It appears that Udo Jin-eh is working with Makoto Shishio. Kenshin: What!!! I thought Makoto Shishio was dead! Sano: Geez, why can't everyone just stay dead!! Saitoh: Makoto Shishio and Udo Jin-eh. That's a deadly combination. Do you know where they are now? Aoshi: Hai, apparently they are going to attack Tokyo from the sea. Just like before. Sano: Then we have no time to lose. We must fly like the wind to get there. Saitoh: Shut up you moron! We're trying to think. (He jabs Sano in the butt with his sword) Sano: Ouch!! I'll get you for that psycho cop!! Kenshin: Orooo! Saitoh: Battousai please continue. Kenshin: Hai. I know that we will never reach Tokyo in time to stop Shishio and Jin-eh. However, I do have a faster way to communicate with them. He pulls out a telegraph. "We can use this to stop them," said Kenshin. He and Shishio began communicating through morse code. Kenshin in Kyoto: G7 (dot, dot, dot) B12 (dot, dot, dot) Shishio in Tokyo: E3 (dot, dot, dot) F6 (dot, dot, dot) Kenshin in Kyoto: He's just too good. I think I'll try... Sano: Wait Kenshin, let me try. Katsu gave me some special pegs for something like this. Ok, I'm putting in R2, D2 (dot, dot, dot) and CP30 (dot, dot, dot) Shishio in Tokyo: Oh no! They sunk my battle ship! Kenshin: Thanks to Sano, we won. We sunk their battle ship. Saitoh: So the moron got lucky, big deal. Sano: What you say Saitoh!!! (Sano shakes his fists at Saitoh) Kenshin: Keep quite you two, Shisho is sending another message. (dot, dot, dot, dot, dot). Saitoh: What did he say Battousai? Kenshin: He said to meet him in Kyoto at the same place we fought when he was alive. Sano: Oh no! Not that stinking place again! Kenshin: Let's hurry over there. AT SHISHIO'S HIDEOUT... Someone is standing at the entrance dressed in a long red velvet dress. Kenshin: Wait! It looks like Yumi-dono? But I thought she was dead! Sano: Yeah me too! But dead or not, I'm not carrying that heavy broad around again. Enishi is wearing Yumi's red dress. Sano and Kenshin gaped at him. Enishi: Don't you just love the off the shoulder look. (He walks over to Sano and jumps into his arms.) "I'm ready for you to carry me around like you did Yumi-dono." Sano: Get off me you maniac!! (He drops him) Enishi: Don't get so rough big boy, this is pure velvet you know. (He stands up brushing off the dress) Kenshin: Enishi!!! Sano: What's that psycho doing here? Enishi: You will find out very soon. But first, I must give you all a proper greeting. (clears throat) Welcome everyone! I'll be serving as your guide to Udo Jin-eh and Makoto Shishio. Follow me to meet your destiny. As they walked in through the entranceway Kenshin whispered to Enishi, "Makoto Shishio was not part of our plan. What do you think you're doing?" Enihsi whispered back: "Sorry brother-in-law, but your plan was just too dull for me. I had to add a little excitement." Enishi: Ok, everyone let's make a deal!! We have three doors here. There's excitement behind each door. Who wants door number one? Sano: Me!! Me!!! (He starts pounding his fists together.) I can't wait to try my new Futae No Kiwami."