MISSION OF LOVE 2 DISCLAIMER: Rurouni Kenshin and Rurouni Kenshin characters are exclusively owned by Watsuki Nobuhiro, Shueisha, Sony Entertainment, Jump Comics and associated parties. Please note, this is purely fiction and for entertainment purposes only. This story is not meant for sale or profit. Author's Notes: After the success of Kenshin and Kaoru's marriage, the Kenshin-gumi are at it again. This time their mission is to throw an anniversary party for Saitoh and Tokio. Will they succeed without risking Saitoh's wrath? Mission of Love 2 Comedy Fanfiction by Gypsy-Chan. Enjoy! MISSION OF LOVE 2: ANNIVERSARY PARTY Part Two One week later Kenshin calls a meeting. Those present at the meeting were: Sano, Yahiko, Megumi, Misao and Aoshi. Kenshin: I am glad that everyone could come. I have a good reason for calling all of you together. Sano: It better be a good reason. Jou-chan dragged me out of an important business meeting to be here. Megumi: Important business meeting? Kaoru: He wasn't in a business meeting. That big dumb jerk was gambling again. Sano, don't you know that gambling is illegal? Sano: It's not when I'm winning. Kaoru and Sano began fighting while the others began getting restless. Kenshin: Now, now everyone please calm down. The reason I called everyone here today is to help me with an important mission. Yahiko: What mission? Kenshin: The mission is to throw a surprise anniversary party for Hajime Saitoh and Tokio. Everyone gasped. Sano: I think it would be easier to get old icy blue eyes and the weasel girl together rather than dealing with that cold-hearted jerk. Misao: Don't call me weasel girl!!! Misao and Sano began fighting. Suddenly footsteps were heard. Everyone turned toward the sounds of the footsteps and saw Yukishiro Enishi in the doorway. Enishi: Sorry everyone for being late. Kenshin: Who invited you? Enishi: I'm family remember. Besides you need me for this mission. Kidnapping is my specialty. Here's my card. (He handed out his cards to everyone.) I do kidnappings for weddings, anniversaries, high school parties, holidays, etc.. Kenshin: Enishi! Enishi: Oh don't worry brother-in-law you'll get a family discount. Kenshin: Enishi, sit down! Enishi: Fine, fine. I'll just go over there and sit by my sister. (He sat next to Kaoru.) Kaoru: How many times must I tell you I'm not your sister you maniac! Enishi: Tsk...tsk.... temper, temper. Misao leans over and whispers to Enishi: psst... How much to kidnap Aoshi-sama? Enishi whispers back: Hmm... he's a tough one. But it's not impossible. Let me get back to you on that one. Kenshin glares at Enishi and then continue speaking: As I was saying, we have a mission. Does anyone have an idea? Enishi: I do! I do! We can kidnap Saitoh's woman the same way we kidnapped Kaoru. But then again, Kaoru is better kidnapping material. So let's just kidnap Kaoru instead. Sano: Shut up you maniac! Aoshi: Kidnapping won't work. Saitoh would never rescue his wife. Kenshin: Why not? Aoshi: Because he would probably say that she knew what the risks were in marrying him. Kenshin: I am sure you are right. "I have an excellent idea," said the voice coming from the doorway. Everyone turned to find Udo Jin-eh standing in the doorway with a sword running through his chest. They all gasped. He laughed loudly HA! HA! HA! Kenshin: Jin-eh.... I... thought you were... dead. Jin-eh: So, I came back. Is that a problem? Kenshin: But... but the sword. It's still in your.... Jin-eh: Oh you mean this thing? (He pulled the sword out of his chest) It's just a fake sword. It makes a great party favor don't you think? Sano: All right let's get back to the issue. The issue is that I'm hungry. Megumi: That's not the issue you big rooster head. Kaoru: Don't worry Megumi. I made some snacks. I'll go get them. As she brings in the tray, everyone holds their noses. Yahiko: Eww! What's that awlful smell? Sano: Something Jou-chan made of course. But I don't think we should touch it. Yahiko: Why not? Sano: Because it's still moving. Poor fish, it's still trying to get away from her even in death. Kaoru glared daggers at Yahiko and Sano. Jin-eh walked over to Kaoru and took a snack. Jin-eh: Mmmm... It looks good. I can't wait to eat it. Kenshin whispers: Believe me Jin-eh, you don't want to eat that. The smell alone is bad. Jin-eh: How bad is it? Kenshin: The smell is so bad that it could wake the dead. Jin-eh smiles and replies, "Now you know what brought me back." Kenshin: Oroo! Sano: Alright Kenshin, quit the orooing and get back to the plan. I have another business meeting to attend. Kaoru: What he means is that he has some more gambling to do. Sano and Kaoru began glaring at each other. Both cracking their knuckles preparing for a fight. Sweatdrops began appearing on Kenshin's head. He thought, "Oroo! Those two are hopeless. I better keep going or we will never get through this. Kenshin: Now, since Saitoh will not come after his wife to rescue her, why not plan something more to his liking. Aoshi: I am sure he would prefer something along the lines of a government conspiracy. Udo Jin-eh: That's an excellent idea and I'm just the man for the job. I'll enjoy torturing those little insignificant insects festering inside the government again. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Everyone's mouth flew opened in shock. Enishi sighed: Ahhhhh..... Udo Jin-eh, a man after my own heart. Kenshin: Uhm... Arigatou for volunteering Jin-eh, but I think we will have Aoshi handle any government matters. Now I think I have a good idea of how I want to handle this. Everyone gather around. They all huddled around Kenshin. Enishi stuck his head up. Enishi: What! No kidnapping? I'm offended. Sano shoved Enishi's head back down in their huddle: Shut up you maniac and listen to the rest of the plan! After the plan was over everyone sat up and smiled. Misao: Not a bad plan Himura. Kenshin: Arigatou Misao-dono. So don't forget everyone, we put the plan in effect tomorrow. Everyone nodded and then went their separate ways. LATER THAT NIGHT..... Kaoru and Kenshin were lying in their futon. Kenshin began cuddling up to his wife. He started planting soft wet kisses all over her neck. "Kenshin..." "Hmmm...." (kiss, kiss, kiss) "Why didn't you whack Yahiko and Sano today for making fun of my snacks?" "Who?" (kiss, kiss, kiss) "Sano and Yahiko, you idiot! Why do you let them continue making fun of my cooking? I thought you loved me." "I do love you koishii. What do you think I'm trying to do here." "Kenshin no baka!!!" (She whacked him so hard he flew across the room) "Orooo!" "You haven't heard a word I've said!!" shouted Kaoru as she sat up. "Gomen koishii," he replied while rubbing his head and thinking, "This is just great! Just when I thought I was going to get a little something, she has to bring those two up. Note to self: kill Sano and Yahiko after breakfast tomorrow morning. I wouldn't want them to die on a empty stomach before I kill them." "Kenshin! Quit spacing out and listen to me!" "Hai koishii!" "I want to know what you're going to do the next time Sano and Yahiko make fun of my cooking!" "Come on Battousai, just tell her you'll slit their throats, so that I can go back to sleep." "SAITOH!!!" "Eeeeek," screeched Kaoru as she covered herself. "Saitoh! What are you doing in my bedroom!!" shouted Kenshin as he grabbed his sword. "Hai, Saitoh-san, I prepared the guest room for you. Why aren't you sleeping in the guest room?" "Guest room? Me sleep in the guest room? I've known the Battousai longer than you tanuki. You should be sleeping in the guest room." "Kenshin, (sob, sob) did you hear what he just said to me?" (sob, sob) "Hai, but...uhm... Saitoh's right. He has known me longer than you. Maybe you should sleep in the...." "KENSHIN NO BAKA!!!!" She whacked him across the head and stormed out the room Kenshin looked toward the door rubbing his head and whimpering for her. Kaoru... (whimper, whimper) "Battousai, you really should work harder at keeping your marriage together." "SAITOH!!" "Oh shut up and go to sleep. You weren't going to get anything from her anyway." Kenshin sat with his arms and legs folded while glaring down at Saitoh. "I'm glad we start the plan tomorrow. I can't take sleeping with that jerk anymore. Besides, he snores louder than Kaoru." He finally laid down and went to sleep.