Disclaimer: RK is not mine, it belongs to Watsuki Nobuhiro. The songs
and their titles are the sole property of the singers/songwriters and
companies that are associated and affiliated with them. I DO NOT OWN
ANYTHING and I acknowledge the rights of all the aforementioned people.
Once more, I own nothing here.

Notes: No, I do not have a straitjacket although Farfie kindly offered
me his and Schuldich volunteered to...ahem...strap me in...*wicked grin*
It's just one of those things that I just couldn't get out of my head.
Written in like fifteen minutes. Plus, all the titles are real titles of
real songs. I used my audiogalaxy search. I chose the songs for their
titles, lyric and content was secondary or in this case, almost
irrelevant for my nefarious purposes.



RK COVER SONGS


Kenshin: Kaoru! Watsuki-sensei has been kind enough to send us a copy of
our studio recordings!

Kaoru: Mou! It's about time to. Wait a minute, he sent a CD too. *reads
down the list of singers* NANI??? I thought he got only the two of us to
sing.

Sanosuke: *saunters in with Yahiko* Well yer wrong there Jou-chan. He
got me to sing as well. And I saw some of the Ten Swords in the studio too.

Yahiko: Who cares? Let's see what songs they have.

Kenshin: *reading aloud* By Shishio Makoto...oro! Shishio gets first
billing!! That's too much. Battousai ought to pay Watsuki-sama a visit....

Sanosuke: Just read it Kenshin.

Kenshin: *Sulking* By Shishio Makoto, "The World is Not Enough." Bonus
track includes the song "I'm on Fire." ORORORO!

*Mass sweatdrop*

Kaoru: That man needs help. What else is there? Let me see. Oooh, Sano,
you and Megumi sang a duet "Something Stupid."

Saitou: How appropriate.

Sano: Arrgh! Where did you come from you psycho-cop? Are you trying to
scare us to death?

Saitou: Ahou, always stating the obvious.

Kenshin: Don't tell me you sang too Saitou. *glances at CD* You got to
sing "Smooth Operator"!! Not fair!

Saitou: Stop whining Battousai. It's not my fault that they insisted you
dedicate THAT song to the Tanuki.

Yahiko: What song? *screams with laughter when he sees it* "Slave 4 U"??!

Kaoru: Kenshin! How dare you? Are you accusing me of abuse? *beats him
into the ground* Hmmph, come on, who else is on the track?

Yahiko: By Shinomori Aoshi, "The Sound of Silence." Figures, duh!
Makimachi Misao, "Dedicated to the One I Love."

*Everyone sighs and goes 'awwwww', except Saitou*

Sanosuke: Hey, check out Kamatari's song "Man! I feel like a Woman."
Bonus track includes "I'm not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman." Didn't he
mention something about an operation using the money from the
recordings? *Yahiko shrugs*

Kenshin: What song did you sing Kaoru? *Kaoru blushes and points* "Angel
of Mine"? Oh Kaoru.

*They descend into rounds of "Oh Kaoru!" and "Oh Kenshin" until everyone
gets nauseated*

Saitou: Idiots. Give me that, I want to see the rest. By Hennya of the
Juppon Gatana, "I'm Like a Bird". How corny can they get? Oh my, Usui
and Houji sing a duet for the song "Life's a Bitch (Then you die)."
Considering that they both died under such bitter circumstances, it's
suitable. Battousai, your dead wife has a song too.

Kenshin: Tomoe does a cover of "I'm Real"? Why would she-

Sanosuke: Oh, no wonder she kept saying Enishi forced her into it.
Couldn't figure out what she meant at that time. I guess he got sick of
all those hallucination cracks that everyone keeps making about him.

Kenshin: Oro?? They got Shishou to sing as well. *turns red* What the
heck kind of song is this?? "Serve the Ego"????!

Kaoru: It's your Shishou. What else can you expect?

Yahiko: Enishi has a song too. It's called "Exacting my Revenge." *mass
sweatdrop* Something tells me he hasn't gotten over Jinchuu yet. And
Yumi has a song too, "Crazy Little thing called Love." Man, at least she
knows it. Who in their right mind would die for Shishio anyway?

Saitou: Tenken no Soujirou is the last. Doing a cover of Bjork's
"Violently Happy." And we all wonder why. *snickers*

*Doorbell rings and Kenshin returns with another package.*

Kenshin: Oro?? They've sent another CD!


The End



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Comments: Reviews? Flames? *shivers* Please send and let me know if you
guys want a second CD. :P
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