randomquotes

Katie: Is this the spawn of the same homo sapien?

I Kant Kontrol myself.

- oh it's a little play-yard
- it's modern art, not a jungle gym

Goin kayaking?
Yeah.
That must be fun
Yeah....Oh my God!!!!

I g/g do the dreadmill.

Take a right, take a right, take a right, then take a right. isn't that a circle?

Watch out for bands of roving young men!

I've heard it's a good idea to wear your seatbelt on a plane.

Did Fifi come from your blankie or from your belly button? Thank God you built her that Lego house to prevent her from blowing away and disappearing in the snow!

asswipalt0233

What's the soup du jour?

Jack Nicholson and M***** had a love child!

It's Brooklyn--I mean Spot Conlin's--long-lost twin!

Kate: I'd rather have a violent injury than a dull ache.

Am I not cute??????

Manchester England, England....

HAIR, long beautiful HAIR!

What's new Katie-Kat? whoooooa, whoa whoa. Katie-Kat Katie-Kat where are you?/I love you!

I'm a SUPERSTAR!

Sausages!

Zoe: They card you for ice?
Got anymore of Grandpa's cough medicine?

Erin - should we decorate our hallway with scarejoes?
here are a few handy phrases you will have to learn by the time you go back to new mexico:
want some crackahs faw yaw chowdah?
that's wicked awesome!
and he was like, where do they get seafood in massachusetts? and i was like, from the coast! and he was like, massachusetts has a coast! and i was like, yeah, have you heard of the atlantic ocean?

Meg: That's a cool necklace. Is it hematite?
Aditi: No, it's American Eagle.

Deters--is he bald because he shaves his head, or is he bald due to premature aging?

Charlie's Angels!

chizzle my nizzle

Ericka: You don't know who Eric Clapton is??? Are you American????
Agnes: No, actually, I'm not.

Emily: I witnessed duck-rape!

Meg: I'll be right back.
Aggie: The way you're walking???

Nate: I want to see Meghan try to run.
Meg: Okay Erin, why don't you tell us what happened on Dawson's this week?

Jeannette: Dominick the donkey....
Meg: Did you just say dominate the donkey???

Jeannette: No no no! (surprised) No no no!! (even more surprised) No no no!!!

Kim: I thought that was you, but i wasn't sure....then I see this...(demonstrating Meghan's limp)

Jess Mooney: can you draw me a map?

I'm not hungry, I just had a bowl of cereal.

Lindsey (searching for her car in the parking lot): Who let the dogs out?

Matt: I should have stayed with the car....

I'm gonna be a good stupid in Overdorf