When I moved, the house was full of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?"
"Nope, We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign!"
A couple of months ago I went fishing. We pulled this boat into dock and I was walking back up the beach with a really nice Taylor and this idiot says, "Hey, did you catch that fish?"
"Nope. Talked it into givinng up. Here's your sign."
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a servo. The attentant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I swear he said, " Tyre go flat?"
I couldn't resist it. "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign."
A bloke was driving down the Pacific Highway and got his truck stuck under a low bridge. He radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...OK...no problem. It seems he was clear of needing a sign until he asked. "So...is your truck stuck?"
The bloke couldn't help himself! He looked at the cop, looked back at the rig and then back to the cop and said, "Nope. I'm deliverin' a bridge....Here's your sign."
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