Hey baby, wanna date?

November 12, 2001

Single late 20s super-Americanized Asian male seeking possible long term relationship with a woman open to, but not specifically desiring of, marriage. Said Asian doesn't speak or write Chinese. Said male has not yet gone to China or Taiwan to "find his roots." Or to become "truely Chinese." Or to "finally come home" (aka. Joy Luck Club).

This Asian male likes goth/punk/indie/whatever music, although is not a hard core enthusiast. (See percentages for more info.) He wears combat books, occassionally has black nailpolish on, and often has dyed blond or blue hair.

This candidate has a Bachelors in History, and is now making $20,000 (if that) a year at a cafe, and is also trying to be a writer. His main interest is creative writing, and so is frugal by necessity. He will never be a high-paid lawyer, doctor, or businessman. No sugar daddy here.

Said male is currently in therapy for depression, and is very mellow now. He occassionally has mood swings, and the answerer of this ad must have some patience with that. He is also on medication, with the usual sexual side effects. The answerer of this ad must have A LOT of patience.

Said male has no ethnic preferences. Though has dated his share of crazy women, if that can be considered an ethnic preference.

If the answerer of this ad still thinks this Asian male is a catch, please do not answer this ad. You are obviously a crazy women.