MY PERSONAL INFO
Name:Mike
AGE:18
That is my ugly ass ;o
Where I live:I live in Canada, yes thats right Canada, The province i live in is called, British Columbia, and if you dont know where that is, its the left most province in Canada, OR should i say, western :O , British Columbia is an ideal place for growing marijuana, because of its vast forests and mountinous regions, in other words, CROPS ARE EVERY WHERE!!!, there is so much pot in this fucking place, its fucking awesome!
MY HOBBIES:my hobbies are strictly, music, woman, pot and computers, not necessarily in that order.
FAVORITE MUSIC:My two favorite kinds of music are techno and heavy metal, they are both so awesome, i like a little bit of punk and rap, but techno and metal are my favs :)..
THE SCORE BOARD: 6 sprinkler heads, a row of christmas lights, two park benches, 5 signs, 1 parking sign...
MEANEST THING IVE DONE:there were these kids that lived across the street, always yelling and screaming, they always would wake me up like at 8 in the morning, one time they spent all day making a snow man, of course they yelled and screamed the whole time, well that night, i crept out of my house, and ran across the street and elbowed the snow man in the face, knocking its head clean off, then i picked up the fully intact head, and placed it on the door step, hehe, they never built a snowman in the front yard again
MY FIRST TIME BEING STONED:the first time i was stoned was when i was 15, i was with my cousin, now, i had smoked pot before, but i never gotten that high before, this was fucked up, first i could see my face in my mind but it was all, like a wire mesh, like u would see on computer animation, then i kept jerking my head forward for 3 minutes until my cousin told me i was jerking my head... then i blacked out, and i was suddenly at the seven eleven, it was raining and the rain sounded like music, and there was this guy there who asked us if we had any bud, i was too baked to reply, but my cousin said to him no, the guy had either a cane or a skate board, i couldnt figure out which it was.. but man was i fucking BAKED!!!
WHY I SMOKE POT:basically the only reason i smoke pot, is not cuz it makes me smarter, or cuz my life is shitty, my life is AWESOME!!, its because i want to trip out, and i do alot, on weed for some reason, but what pisses me off is how long the high lasts, but there is a secret to beating the burn out, i will share it with u, MORE POT, yes thats the secret :), one time i was walking home after i smoked atleast 2 grams by myself, and suddenly i heard coming from the bushes, a voice, it said "COME INTO THE BUSHES!" and i was like "fuck that!" and i booted it all the way home, this voice sounded fucked up, it was all distorted and shit, :O, man that is fucked up, if thats not a reason to smoke pot i dont know what is... :D