by Georgie
To tell you how I feel
For I just watched an episode
About Remington Steele
It featured lots of famous names
Lloyd Nolan, and Lamour
Miss Mayo was a third one
And Ron Harper made it four
"Oh, wow!" I thought, "I'll love this one
Our Ron, he plays a Doc
I bet he's kind and caring."
BOY......WAS I IN FOR A SHOCK!
In vain I looked for signals
Of a tender bedside manner
But no such luck - this Doctor Rog
Was just an evil planner
And if he had a gentle side
He sure kept it well covered
In much the same way he suppressed
The patients that he smothered!
No, not for him the Doctor's Code
Of "Heal, Support, Restore"
He choked them with pillow
When he wanted them no more
His patients needed warning.....
"If this man comes near your bed
It's more than likely that he wants
To certify you 'dead'
The only way that you'll survive
His readiness to cull
Is to take a heavy object
And apply it to his skull!"
The end
