(God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
by Arnie
Upon this happy day
Casino broke into your safe
And read your dossier
And Goniff drank your booze until
He did begin to sway
And it's tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
And it's tidings of comfort and joy
You were accused of cowardice
What were your men to do?
They wanted to prove you right
But witnesses were few
So then they kidnapped Dorfman
And proved it wasn't true
And it's tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
And it's tidings of comfort and joy.
Chiefy took a joyride
And punctured all your tyres
While Actor had a lot of dates
With ladies he admired
Then your Gorillas stood and sang
Carols by the fire
And it's tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
And it's tidings of comfort and joy
The end
