(Didn't We Have a Lovely Time)
by Arnie - sung by Goniff
Didn't we have a lovely time
The day we went to Lisbon.
I got drunk, Casino got thumped,
An' then I was threatened by gangsters yer see.
Charles Redmond was dead, an' I went instead,
To make a deal with the Jerries,
We gave 'em the plans that were totally fake
An' the deal went down.
Redmond was killed, which wasn't a thrill,
An' 'e'd lost a lot of money.
I took 'is place, I've a similar face,
In spite of the fact I don't speak Lisbonese.
Then Actor taught me on how I should be
To prove that I'm well born.
My accent was pure as I walked out the door
An' the deal went down.
CHORUS
Didn't we have a lovely time
The day we went to Lisbon.
I got drunk, Casino got thumped,
An' then I was threatened by gangsters yer see.
Charles Redmond was dead, an' I went instead,
To make a deal with the Jerries,
We gave 'em the plans that were totally fake
An' the deal went down.
I dressed up an' went out an' danced all about
Hopin' the Jerries would find me.
I drank a lot more an' fell on the floor
But then in the mornin' the hangover hit me.
I went out again though it was a strain
An' was kidnapped by some gangsters.
I promised to give them the money I'd get
An' the deal went down.
CHORUS
Didn't we have a lovely time
The day we went to Lisbon.
I got drunk, Casino got thumped,
An' then I was threatened by gangsters yer see.
Charles Redmond was dead, an' I went instead,
To make a deal with the Jerries,
We gave 'em the plans that were totally fake
An' the deal went down.
I panicked an' packed, 'cause it was a fact
The gangsters wanted to kill me -
Then up came the brandy, the note was so handy
An' Rua Valentina was where we would meet.
Gave the Jerries the plans, made them understand
I had to return with the rest,
Before I could do so the gangsters attacked
An' the deal went down.
CHORUS
Didn't we have a lovely time
The day we went to Lisbon.
I got drunk, Casino got thumped,
An' then I was threatened by gangsters yer see.
Charles Redmond was dead, an' I went instead,
To make a deal with the Jerries,
We gave 'em the plans that were totally fake
An' the deal went down.
The gangsters got killed, with lead they were filled,
Garrison smiled 'cause I lived.
Richter was tellin' an' Laski was yellin'
When I started beatin' upon their door.
I gave 'em the rest, they thought it was best
To stop me from talkin' forever.
The Warden came in an' Casino shot me,
An' the deal went down.
The end
