Auld Lang Syne - Thieves' Holiday
by Arnie
While Garrison had turned his back,
And gone to Kraut HQ,
We went with Ettienne to thieve,
But met a guard or two.

CHORUS
We didn't mean to pinch those jewels,
But how could we say no?
Now Destin's proved to be a spy,
We'd NEVER sink that low.

While we were in that crummy jail,
Casino spoke Chinese,
Chief kept a watch out for the guards,
And we escaped with ease.

Then Actor donned his fine moustache,
To find out what was true,
He found the fake room and the mike,
And then the Warden knew

That...
CHORUS
We didn't mean to pinch those jewels,
But how could we say no?
Now Destin's proved to be a spy,
We'd NEVER sink that low.

While Goniff talked in Casino's voice,
So Destin wouldn't guess,
The Warden saw the real plans,
The Krauts were in a mess.

We fooled Destin and conned him good,
And threatened Ettienne,
Then took Destin to face his trial,
He'll end up in the pen.

CHORUS
We didn't mean to pinch those jewels,
But how could we say no?
Now Destin's proved to be a spy,
WE'D never sink that low.

The end
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