"Take it easy ,fucker! "-carlos mencia
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. As he approaches the bar, the bartender exclaims; "Where did you get that from!?" the parrot replies "Africa. There's fucking thousands of them there."
Q: What does a
redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q : What do you do
after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A : Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Q: What is a redneck
virgin?
A: A seven year old girl that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: How do you swat
200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What's the
difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q:HOW lONG DOES IT TAKE A BLACK GIRL TO TAKE A SHIT?
A:9 MONTHS
| Against Blacks |
| What did
God say when another black baby was born? OOPS! Burnt another one. -MtBikeX Why don't you run over a black guys bike? Because it might be yours! -MtBikeX What are three things you can't give a black guy? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job. What do u call two black guys laying down on the street? Skid marks-J.R. What do u call a school bus full of black kids? A rotten banana-J.R. What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag? Twix.-Will C. Why do racists carry chainsaws? Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga What's long, black and smells like cologne? The unemployment line -Joe What do you say to a black man in a three-peice suit? "Will the defendant please rise." -D. Carr A little, short man about 5 foot 5 inches walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bar tender looks and him and says, "Hey man, you better get out of here with that shirt on." The man replies "Why?" The bar tender says well first off it says "I HATE NIGGERS". And secondly it's about 10 minutes from now a lot of them come in here from work. The man insists he will be fine. He proceeds to finish his beer, and orders another one. Well right as he is doing so, three blacks walk in and sit down next to him. They order some drinks, and then notice the man's shirt. The first black guy turns to the white man and says what does your shirt say?" The white man turns to the bar tender and says, "The first thing I hate about black guys is they can't read." The second black guy turns to him and says, "What did you say"? The white man again turns to the bar tender and says, "the second thing I hate about black guys is that they can't hear." The third black guy (a huge black guy, 6ft 9in, arms the size of dumbbells, really mean looking) turns to the white man and says, "Would you like to take this outside?" The white man agrees to take it outside. 10 minutes later he returns and sits back down, orders another beer, and says to the bar tender " The third thing I hate about black guys is that they always bring a knife to a gun fight". -D. Carr How do you stop a black baby from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. -Mike How do you get him down? Tell the Mexican kids in the neighborhood it's a piņata -Mike What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four What does BFI stand for on a dumpster? Black Family Inside What does NBA stand for? Nothing But Africans Why do black people always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubic hair on their heads. A Black, a Native American and a cowboy were sitting at a bar. The Native American says, "In this country once we were many and now we are few." The Black adds, "In this country once we were few but now we are many." Then the cowboy says, "We just haven't played cowboys and blacks yet" What is hard and long on black people? Third grade What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs? Trustworthy -Justin What do u say if its pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move? "Drop it, nigga." -Cameron Where does a white baby go when they die? Heaven. What do they get when they get there? Wings. What is it called? An angel. Where does a black baby go when it dies? Heaven. What does it get when it gets there? Wings. What is it called? A bat. What's the difference between a black guy and Batman? Batman can go to the store without robbin'. -Josh A Truck Driver has to deliver 330 black Brunswick bowling balls to Arkansas. Along the way he sees a black guy hitchhiking, so he pulls over and says "I'll give ya a ride but there's no room up here in the cab get in the back with the balls." So he does. A little further down the road he sees another black guy with a flat tire on his bike, and he too is lookin' for a ride, so the driver tells him that he'll be glad to give him a ride but he has to ride in back with the balls. He agrees. So just as there getting into Arkansas they get pulled over by a detective and a rookie. The detective tells the rookie to get the drivers credentials and he'll check the cargo. As the rookie is getting the paperwork the detective runs to the front of the truck and tells the driver to get the hell out of Arkansas, so he goes on his way. As the two cops are walking back to the car the rookie asks why he let the driver go and he replied, "son, he had a truck full of Negro eggs, two hatched and one already stole a bike. - Tom G. What do you call a black guy with an Afro? A microphone -Joey S. What do you call a black guy with a new bike? A thief -Joey S. What is the most confusing holiday in the African American community? Father's Day -SWP What do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill? Mudslide -SWP I am not racist....I've got a color TV -SWP What do you give a black lady after she had an abortion? $50 crime stoppers award I had a black friend once.... but I sold him! What do you call 1000 niggers in the ocean? An oil spill -Delphi What do you call a 90-year-old black man? Antique farming equipment -Chris What do you call two Black guys in the back of a pickup truck? Mudflaps -frank nitty What do you get when you cross a black guy and a gorilla? A dumb gorilla -Quinny Why don't black guys like blowjobs? Black guys don't like any jobs -Quinny How do you get a black man nervous? Take him to an auction A lady has always wanted to have sex with a black man. So she goes to a bar and has some drinks. She starts talking to a black man and pretty soon they go to her apartment. She takes off her clothes and jumps on the bed. She says do what you do best? So he grabs the TV and runs. What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed the family What's the difference between a black person and a tire? When you put chains on the tire they don't start singing Amazing Grace -Chris Why are black people good at basketball? Cuz they can shoot, run, and steal -John Why are all black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail -John What is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans? A pair of jeans only has one fly on them -KPS Why do black people have big lips? So they can suck the coins out of parking meters What do you call 9 black guys buried up to their necks in sand? Afro-turf -Eric How do you get a black guy to wear a condom? Put a Nike symbol on it -Eric What is long, black, and smelly? An unemployment line -Amanda Fields How do you kill 20 flies at one time? Smack a little Ethiopian in the face with a newspaper. -Amanda Fields I don't have anything against blacks.....I think everyone should own one. -Sam Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them to -Justin What do you call a 100 black guys skydiving? Night. -Pat O. What do you call a Queer Eskimo? A snow blower What you get when you cross a queer Eskimo with a black guy? A snow blower that doesn't work -BMG Did you watch "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" last night? The person replies, "No." "Yeah, they had a black guy on and he couldn't get passed the $100 question, and used all of his life lines too." Person asks, "What was the question?" "Who's your daddy?" -Don Carlos M. What do people and jellybeans have in common? Everybody hates the black ones. Why do white people in black neighborhoods use clear plastic trash bags? So black people can do window-shopping Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales? To get their stuff back A black man was walking and he came by a lake. At the lake he saw a Chinese man skipping rocks across it. The rocks were making sounds as they went across. CHING CHANG CHONG. The black man asked what he was doing. He said he was communicating with his ancestors. The black man said, "let me try that". He picked up a rock and skipped it across the lake. They went CHIM-PAN-ZEE. He got mad, picked up a big log and threw it down, it went BABOON! Ok, there is two black guys walking down the street, and they see a building that says "Talent Show". They decide to go in. The talent is to turn black people into white people. The talent show costs 99 cents. One black guy has $1 and the other has 98 cents. The one with 98 cents tells the one with the dollar to go in first and then give him the penny so he can turn white. So the one with the dollar goes in. He comes out white. "WOW!" Says the other, "can I have the penny now?" The other says "Fuck you, black guy, get a job!" There's a bartender who is always getting his bar messed up by big guys. So he goes to pet shop to get an animal to protect him. He gets a gorilla and puts it in his bar with a string of bananas in front of him. If you move the bananas from the gorilla he will go crazy and beat people. Well the next day a 6 foot 6 275 pound guy goes into the bar and starts tearing the place apart. The bartender pulls the string and the gorilla kicks the guy's ass. The next day a 7 foot 4, 450 pounder goes into the bar and tears it up so the gorilla kicks the guy's ass. The next day, a Pollack whose 5 foot and 95 pounds goes in there and starts causing trouble so the bartender releases the gorilla and the Pollack kicks the gorilla's ass. As the Pollack is dusting himself off he says, "give a nigger a fur coat and he thinks he owns the world." What do you call a black-man that stutters? A co-coon Why do black women carry big purses? So they can carry their lipstick with them What's the difference between a working black man and big foot? People have seen big foot -Vince P. Did you hear about that black guy they found on the bottom of that river in Arkansas with 200 bullet holes in him...the local sheriff called it the worst case of suicide he had ever seen in his life. -jamie Did you hear about that black guy they found on the bottom of that river in Arkansas with 300lbs of chains wrapped around him...the local sheriff said, "just like a goddamn black guy, stole more chains than he could swim with" -jamie How do u see a black man at night? Make them Smile! -Justin Two black guys walk into a bar and they see a white guy in a Klan hat and he says, "no blacks allowed." The black guys say, "didn't you ever hear of the Emancipation Proclamation?" The guy in the klan hat says, "no, I don't listen to hip hop." How do you stop 10 black guys from fighting? Throw them a basketball. -Dark_incubus69 A black kid is so depressed at his color that he whitewashes himself to see what it's like. He walks in to show his mom and gets a smack round the ear for his trouble. Hurt but determined he goes to see his dad and show him, and gets the beating of his life. After fleeing the house he sits on a park bench, crying. An old lady comes over and asks, "What's the matter sonny?" The kid replies, "I've only been white for half an hour and I hate those black bastards already!" - Steve What do you get when you throw a basketball into a slave ship sailing across the world? Harlem Globetrotters What do you call a black abortion center? Crime-stoppers of America Why do blacks wear white gloves when eating candy? So they do not bite their finger off when eating a Tootsie Roll. Why did God give black men big cocks? As a way of saying I am sorry for putting pubic hair on their heads. What do you call 2 black guys on a bike? Organized Crime What do you call the black Toys R Us? We Be Toys Why did so many Blacks die in the war? Cause when the colonel yelled "Get down!" they all got up and started dancing. How do you keep a black from stealing anything in your store? Put a 'Helped Wanted' sign in the window -Johnny J. What do you call 10,000 black guys running down the mountain? Jailbreak What is it called when a white cop shoots a black man? He had a gun. What is it called when a white guy pushes a black guy down the stairs? He fell. There are three guys sitting at a bar: a German, an Italian, and a black guy. Jesus Christ himself walks into the bar and over to them. He touches the German guy and says, "broken leg, you're healed." Then Christ walks to the Italian touches him and says, "sprained ankle, you're healed." Both men are now healed and then Christ walks over to the black guy and goes to touch him, and he pulls away quickly and shouts, "don't touch me I am on disability!" What did a black say when crossing the Zebra Crossing? Now you see me, now you don't... What time is it to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand is on the little hand. -anonymous What do JC Penny and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have boys' pants half off. -anonymous What do Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, and an educated black person have in common? They don't exist -funnygirl What do black men and sperm have in common? Only one in a million work. Why did they invent white chocolate? So little black kids can get messy two. -Bryan J. Why don't blacks like aspirin? Because its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it -spaddy What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 3 black guys? In trouble -spaddy What about 5 black guys? Coach -spaddy 10 black guys? Quarterback -spaddy 1000 black guys? Warden -spaddy 50,000,000 black guys? Prime Minister of South Africa -spaddy Did you hear about the new lipstick for black people? It comes in a spray can. -slipknot baby pleez What do you call a black man floating up a cliff? Black Magic -Sam Chappers What do you do when you see a black guy jogging? Trip him and hand the lady's purse back to her. -CK Have you heard about the NEW black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check. What does N.A.A.C.P stand for? Now Apes Are Called People -S-BaG What did the black man tattoo on his lip? Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious -Hvy What is the black community's favorite football team? The Pittsburgh Stealers -Hvy How do you confuse a black kid? Ask him what his father does for a living. -Hvy Why do blacks get their cars lowered? So they can reach the cotton. -Hvy What does FUBU really stand for? Farmers Usted to Buy Us. What did the Trix rabbit say to the black man when he asked for money? Silly nigger, money's for white people. -Dennis A white man walks into a bar and says to the black bartender. "Nigger, get me a beer." The bartender replies, "excuse me?" "Did you not hear me? I said 'nigger get me a beer.'" The bartender, now very upset, says, "don't you feel that you should talk like that in this day and age". "I will if I want to," said the white man. "I'm the one ordering." The bartender says, "How would you feel if we changed places?" The white man agrees and goes behind the counter. The black man, now the customer says, "Cracker Jack ass-hole, get me a beer". The white man turns to the black man and says, "We don't serve niggers!" Why do black people have flat noses? That's where god put his feet when he was ripping off their tails. What's positive about Africans? HIV -Phil
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| Against Hispanics |
| What do you
call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power. What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power. What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto. How do you starve a Mexican? Put his food stamps under his work boots. How do you get a mexican outta your house? Throw a quarter out-Will C. How do you find the fastest man in mexico? Roll a quarter down the hill.-Will C. Why do cars in mexico have such small wheels? So they can drive with handcuffs-Will C. Why do mexicans drive lowriders? So they can pick strawberries faster What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip Why don't Puerto Ricans have a long history of literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949 -Joe How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house? 8 if you slice them thin enough. -D. Carr What's the difference between a Mexican and a pothole? You swerve to miss the pothole How do u start a Mexican parade? Roll a quarter down the street... What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan -Tray What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Mexican lying in the middle of the street? The dog has brake marks in front of it. Why do Mexicans put shit on the wall at their weddings? To keep the flies off the bride- Michelle Why do Mexicans paint their trashcans red and yellow? So their kids think they're eating at McDonalds- Michelle Why do Mexicans have big noses? So they have something to pick in the winter -Michelle Why don?t Mexicans barbecue? Because the beans keep falling through the grill -Shane What is the best way to circumcise a Mexican? Kick his sister in the jaw -Shane What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A mudslide What do you call a bunch of Mexican people running down a hill? A jailbreak -Melissa Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics? Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim are all over here. -Melissa An international flight was over the ocean. All of a sudden, the plane began to lose altitude. The pilot tried to level it out but there was to much weight on the plane. So the crew went below deck and began to throw the luggage out the rear hatch. With a lot of weight gone, the pilot was able to keep the plane level for a while, but it soon began to lose altitude again. The pilot announced over the speakers that in order for the majority of passengers to survive some people would have to jump out to their deaths. Some men began to stand and head for the hatch. A British guy said, "God save the queen," and jumped out. A Frenchman said, "Viva la France," and jumped out. A Texan said, "Remember the Alamo," and threw out a Mexican. -littlewitt One day, there was a duck he was looking for some one to help so a skunk comes up and the duck says, "Hey mister, can you help me? Can you tell me what I am?" The skunk replies "Well let's see, you have webbed feet and a orange beak so you must be a duck." "Okay, cool, I'm a duck." Then the skunk says, "Well now can you help me?" "Sure, Let's see, your half black and half white and you smell. You must be Puerto Rican." What does a Mexican do if he can't jump? Stay in Mexico What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire? He drowns. What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Immigration Why were there only 200 Mexicans at the migrant camp this year? They only had 2 vans -BABIONE Why wouldn't the Puerto Rican let his daughter marry a nigger? He didn't want a grandson that was too lazy to steal. -BMG How do you get a Mexican to finish a relay race? Turn on the police sirens -Nablil Why are Mexicans no good at the summer Olympics? Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already in USA. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans in Star Trek? Because they ain't working in the future either -Johnny J. Which country has the nicest mowed lawns and landscaping? Mexico -HAS What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me homes. What’s Cuba’s national anthem? Row, row, row your boat -Kyle R. How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guys pushing it Why doesn't Mexico have a Navy? Because cardboard doesn't float Why do you always see Mexicans driving around in primered cars? They haven't figured out how to steal a paint job. -Jackie What are the first three words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention K-Mart shoppers…" -Nick
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| Against Asians |
| How do you
blindfold a Chinese person? With dental floss -Will C. How do you blind an Asian? Put a steering wheel in front of him -Rob How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway. How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child? They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs -Shane What do you get when a Chinese person and a black person have a kid? A felon who cant drive -Shane What do you call a drive bye in Chinatown? A Cappachino -Craig What do you call it when a Chinese guy was shot at Starbucks? Cappachino -HAS Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house? Cuz that's how they get their dinner. What do you name a retarded Asian? Som Ting Wong -bob baker Why don?t Chinese play hockey? Because if they got thrown into the corner they?d make a store.
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| Against Everyone Else |
| A black guy
and a Puerto Rican are in a car, who's driving? The policeman. -MtBikeX What do you call an Aborigine in a suit? The defendant -Uncle Fester How do you tell the bride at an Aboriginal wedding? She's the one with the new thongs on -Uncle Fester (thongs are worn on your feet in Australia - flip flops) Why is dog shit better than an Aborigine? Cuz after a week dog shit turns white & doesn't stink anymore -Uncle Fester How do you stop an Aborigine from drowning? Take your foot off his head -Uncle Fester What goes black white black white black white down the beach? An Aborigine & a seagull fighting over a hot chip -Uncle Fester What do you call an Aborigine in a university? The janitor -Uncle Fester An Italian, a French and a Mexican all are window washers at a big company. One day when they were eating lunch the Italian opens his lunchbox and finds lasagna. He says "if my wife makes me lasagna for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump from this platform." The French opens his lunchbox and finds cordon bleu. He says "If my wife makes me cordon bleu for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump and join you." The Mexican opens his lunchbox and finds a peanut butter sandwich. He says "If my wife makes me peanut butter sandwich one more time I'm going to join both of you." The next day, they sit down to their lunches. The Italian opens his lunchbox to find lasagna and he jumps. The French opens his lunchbox to find cordon bleu and he jumps, too. The Mexican opens his lunch to find a peanut butter sandwich and he jumps also. At the funerals the wives come together and talk. The Italian wife says, "I don't know why he killed himself, I thought he loved lasagna." The French wife says, "I don't know why he killed himself, I thought he loved cordon bleu." The Mexican wife says, "I don't know why he killed himself, he made his own lunch." How did Germany take over Poland? They marched in backwards and Poland thought they were leaving. -James F. How do you stop a Packy from drowning? Take your foot off his head. -Adam How do you drown a Packy? Pop his lips. -Adam How do you know you have a queer Jew? He likes money more than girls. -D. Carr An American, a Russian, and a Mexican were out camping. The American has his Jack Daniels the Russian has his vodka and the Mexican has his tequila. The Russian takes a drink of vodka throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it. The Mexican says, "What did you do that for?" The Russian says, "In Russia we have lots of vodka." The Mexican takes a drink of his tequila throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it. The American says, "man what did you do that for?" The Mexican says, "In Mexico we have lots of tequila." The American takes a drink of his Jack Daniels throws the bottle up in the air and shoots the Mexican. The Russian looks at him and says, "Man, what the hell did you do that for?" The American says, "Oh hell, man, in America we have lots of Mexicans." -Mike Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up -Rob What do you call three Mexicans, one Chinese, and 4 Africans? a sprinkler - (Spic spic spic, chink, nigger nigger nigger nigger) -Matt How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6,000 in the ashtray -Billy What's the difference between a Jew and a large Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's put in the oven -Billy Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever? Hitler -Billy What did Hitler say to the black Jew? "Get to the back of the oven." -Joe Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? To get your bike back Why do you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? To get your slave back A Russian, a Mexican and an American are in a hot air balloon flying over the North Pole one day. The Russian says to the Mexican "Vell Ine shore cood us un drink". The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila and says "Here vato, try thees ". The Russian takes a swig, passes it to the American who does the same and gives it back to the Mexican. The Mexican takes one drink and throws it overboard. The Russian, with a confused look says, "Vy did yu do that?" The Mexican replies "No you worry ese, there's plenty more where I come from." The Russian shrugs his shoulders and pulls out his bottle of Vodka. They proceed to pass it around and when it gets back to the Russian he takes a pull and tosses the rest overboard. Like the Mexican he says proudly "Don't vorry there is plenty more ver I come from." Not to be out done the American pulls out his bottle of Sour Mash Whiskey. He passes it to the others and when he gets it back he takes one swig and throws the Mexican overboard saying "Don't you worry there's plenty more where I come from." What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip -KPS What is a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free pork -Melissa Whey do Jews have such big noses? Cuz all the air's free. What's the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How do you sink a Packy submarine? Knock on the hatch. - Lamer Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Packys couldn't make corner shops -PATTZ AND MICK How do you get a one arm Pollack out of a tree? Wave. -jamie How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over the same penny -jamie What is the anatomy of a Polish tank? One speed forward, two speeds backward. -Dark_incubus69 Everyone helped the Indians during the earthquake, Germany sent food, Russia sent water, and we sent replacements. -Gary How do you blow up a Pakie? Press the red button. -Gary What do you call a good-looking Pakie? Asif -Gary What language does Jewish homo speak? Heblew What do you call a white guy with no legs? A U.S. veteran -S.A. There is an apartment building with 3 floors, on the first floor, an Indian family, on the second floor, a black family, and on the third floor a white family. At 2 PM, the building burns to the ground, which family survives? The white, because the parents are at work and the kids are at school. -Jeff Why come so many white people died on the Titanic? They don't know how to pray. -Kanise(Neccy) Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow. -Kanise(Neccy) What does a bird has that a white girl don't? A breast. -Kanise(Neccy) What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your jeans on? A white girl's ass. -Kanise(Neccy) How do you get thousand Muslims into a phone box? Tell them Muhammad is on the line. A white American, a black American, a white Canadian, and a white European are all riding horses out in the desert. The Canadian takes out a bottle of wine, and says, "In my country, ehy, the wine is plentiful and the bottles are cheap." He then takes the bottle, stands it up on a cactus and shoots it. So the European takes out a bottle of bourbon, drinks it up, and says, "In my country, the liquor is plentiful and the bottles are cheap," and he then stands it up on a cactus and shoots it. The white American then takes out a can of beer, drinks it up, puts it in his saddlebag and shoots the black guy and the Canadian guy. He nods to the horrified European guy and says, "obviously you don't know this, but where I come from blacks and Canadians are plentiful but cans are worth something" -Don Dooley What do you call a Paki with ham on his head? Hamed -Gary What do you call a Paki with more ham on him head? Mohamed What do you call a Paki with a bad sheep under his arm? Islamisbad (his lamb is bad) -Gary What did the little German boy get for his birthday? Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew A magic fairy greets all an American, An African American, and a Mexican. She says because there is three of them, they each get one wish. So the Black guy says, "I wish that all African Americans would be returned to Africa where they can live happily in their own country." And the Fairy instantly makes it true. Then the Mexican says, " I wish that all the Mexicans in America would be returned to their homeland of Mexico where they can live good, happy lives." With a wave of her wand the fairy makes it true instantly. Then she asks the American what he wants, and he says, "All the Africans are back in Africa?" And the Fairy replies, "Yes." And he says, "and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?" and the Fairy says yes again. "OK," says the American, "I'll just have a Coke." -Boondock Saints What do you call a person in Palestine who isn't mad at everything? Tourist. -Hvy |
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